A Morbid Question? (40)
You should see the traveller headstones, you'd need a JCB to get some of them in the graveyard.
There must be good money in the tarmac work
There must be good money in the tarmac work
martini100: I want to be cremated, and then my ashes put in a firework
that sounds like great fun,dieing 2 give it a go 
libra's idea seems cool too 
I will donate some of my organs (if possible) and then I will be buried with my son. I have a will made (but will be updating it shortly) and have informed my family of my wishes. I will have my funeral arranged and paid for before I die as I don't want to leave all that to my only remaining son.
wexlady41: I will donate some of my organs (if possible) and then I will be buried with my son. I have a will made (but will be updating it shortly) and have informed my family of my wishes. I will have my funeral arranged and paid for before I die as I don't want to leave all that to my only remaining son.
I think that I will have to be buried, because there will be a queue of people who will want to drive a stake through my heart and put garlic around my neck before the coffin is closed.
Carl96190: I think that I will have to be buried, because there will be a queue of people who will want to drive a stake through my heart and put garlic around my neck before the coffin is closed.
.. thanks for the laugh 
Death by Bongo
the classics are the best
and for those that have never heard of it
These three guys were stranded on this island with no hope of getting off for a long time. Then this 500 pound guy came out of some bushes and said "Okay, I give you two choices......death or bongo."
The first guy said, "I have a lot to live for; my wife and kids are at home. I choose bongo."
The big guy takes him aside and they start banging it right there.
The second guy sees this and doesn't think it looks so bad so he also chooses bongo. Then two 550 pound guys come out of the bushes and they get it on right there.
The third guy is disgusted by this, so he chooses death. After saying this, fourteen 550 pound guys come out of the bushes screaming "DEATH BY BONGO!!!!!!"
the classics are the best
and for those that have never heard of it
These three guys were stranded on this island with no hope of getting off for a long time. Then this 500 pound guy came out of some bushes and said "Okay, I give you two choices......death or bongo."
The first guy said, "I have a lot to live for; my wife and kids are at home. I choose bongo."
The big guy takes him aside and they start banging it right there.
The second guy sees this and doesn't think it looks so bad so he also chooses bongo. Then two 550 pound guys come out of the bushes and they get it on right there.
The third guy is disgusted by this, so he chooses death. After saying this, fourteen 550 pound guys come out of the bushes screaming "DEATH BY BONGO!!!!!!"
I"m leaving my body to science fiction
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I agree with you there.
I'm lucky that the only person really close to me that has died was my grandfather and I have only been to his grave once in 13yrs.
I dont need to go a grave to remember what he meant to me.
Donate what they can of me and cremate the rest.
Havent decided on where to scatter my ashes yet though.....there is nowhere of high enough personal significance springing to mind at the mo.