Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile? (108)

Aug 3, 2014 12:16 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
ziggy67
ziggy67ziggy67WATTON, Norfolk, England UK5 Threads 172 Posts
truheart1941: ...hi M. just one question...????? why is your head ...sticking out a chimmney....just asking.......

rolling on the floor laughing cheers
Aug 3, 2014 12:19 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
truheart1941: ...hi M. just one question...????? why is your head ...sticking out a chimmney....just asking.......


After reading your post and looking again, it does kinda look that way doesn't it. giggle Oh Pete, you're a real hoot yanno. rolling on the floor laughing hug
Aug 3, 2014 12:19 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
truheart1941: ...hi M. just one question...????? why is your head ...sticking out a chimmney....just asking.......


You can well tell its a sunday, Nowt better else to do! Bye the way its a scarf
Aug 3, 2014 12:20 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Aug 3, 2014 12:24 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
2intrigued: After reading your post and looking again, it does kinda look that way doesn't it. Oh Pete, you're a real hoot yanno.


I wonder if old pete thinks your 2nd photo is a real hoot aswell rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

People in glass houses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 3, 2014 12:25 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
Brosch
BroschBroschHamburg, Germany6 Posts
I'm sorry dear, but must disappoint you.It sounds too perfect, too much resembling the writing of scammers.
I will not only pass by, but would like to block you from contacting me.
Please do change it - make it more earthy, personal and interesting.
It should speak about your personality, your character, vivdness and reality.
Have a great time !
Kind regards,
Brosch
Aug 3, 2014 12:29 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
Brosch: I'm sorry dear, but must disappoint you.It sounds too perfect, too much resembling the writing of scammers.
I will not only pass by, but would like to block you from contacting me.
Please do change it - make it more earthy, personal and interesting.
It should speak about your personality, your character, vivdness and reality.
Have a great time !
Kind regards,
Brosch


What??????????????????????
You can block me that's your privilege but what I have said in my profile is all true
Aug 3, 2014 12:31 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
MALEUK55: I wonder if old pete thinks your 2nd photo is a real hoot aswell

People in glass houses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Pray tell what the issue is with my 2nd photo. drinking
Aug 3, 2014 12:34 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
2intrigued: Pray tell what the issue is with my 2nd photo.


Ask pete!
Aug 3, 2014 12:37 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
MALEUK55: Ask pete!


My question was directed to you since you're the one who mentioned it so go ahead, get it out there so we know what you're on about. smoking drinking
Aug 3, 2014 12:37 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
peachmelba
peachmelbapeachmelbawexford, Wexford Ireland72 Threads 9,779 Posts
MALEUK55: Not offended at all but "How do you know what I would say?"




I don't know what you going to say,,,,maybe you might tell us we going to get a million euro from you for being honest and in fact your really a billionaire,...laugh .well one can never tell.
Aug 3, 2014 12:49 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
MALEUK55: Its good to have family around you and if you ever get the urge to force yourself on me well.......... Have a cold shower

Yeah, it just seemed kind of churlish when my daughter and granddaughter had just moved back in with me, to have "Wants kids? No way!" written underneath. laugh

I think I might just about be able to restrain myself without a cold shower, or ice bath. It's going to be tough, mind. giggle
Aug 3, 2014 12:52 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
peachmelba: I don't know what you going to say,,,,maybe you might tell us we going to get a million euro from you for being honest and in fact your really a billionaire,... .well one can never tell.


No you can never tell can you?????? yay
Aug 3, 2014 12:54 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
Brosch: I'm sorry dear, but must disappoint you.It sounds too perfect, too much resembling the writing of scammers.
I will not only pass by, but would like to block you from contacting me.
Please do change it - make it more earthy, personal and interesting.
It should speak about your personality, your character, vivdness and reality.
Have a great time !
Kind regards,
Brosch

confused

MALEUK55: I wonder if old pete thinks your 2nd photo is a real hoot aswell

People in glass houses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

confused



There's nowt as queer as folk. dunno laugh
Aug 3, 2014 1:01 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
jac_the_gripper: Yeah, it just seemed kind of churlish when my daughter and granddaughter had just moved back in with me, to have "Wants kids? No way!" written underneath.

I think I might just about be able to restrain myself without a cold shower, or ice bath. It's going to be tough, mind.


When I said I don't want kids no way I ment I have kids and at my age I don't want any more don't mind If I found someone and they had kids no probs but me I don't want to have any more babbies, Think I will have to redo my profile thanks for pointing that out having "A VERY CRAP DAY" doing my head in when blokes start posting on this poll I know it's sunday but don't they have something else to do??? sorry if i offended you bouquet
Think it's me that should have the ice cold bath! Know anywhere I can get a large batch of ice cubes???
Aug 3, 2014 1:06 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
jac_the_gripper: There's nowt as queer as folk.



Still don't know what she is on about think she has just woke up after sunday lunch ????????????/
Aug 3, 2014 1:14 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
MALEUK55: When I said I don't want kids no way I ment I have kids and at my age I don't want any more don't mind If I found someone and they had kids no probs but me I don't want to have any more babbies, Think I will have to redo my profile thanks for pointing that out having "A VERY CRAP DAY" doing my head in when blokes start posting on this poll I know it's sunday but don't they have something else to do??? sorry if i offended you
Think it's me that should have the ice cold bath! Know anywhere I can get a large batch of ice cubes???

I wasn't the slightest bit offended. I was just retelling the tale because it amused me to see 'Want kids? No way!' written underneath 'Have kids? Yes, and they live with me'.

We all pile in on threads regardless of whether it's supposed to be men only, or women only. You were looking for a fun thread, enjoy the fun, eh? banana

Besides, you have idea how funny we found it that you called OW 'that idiot from Manchester' and hid his comment, when he was being comparitively friendly and normal for a change. (We can all unhide it and read it which we all do out of curiosity, so the hide function where you can't actually hide a post is best used for teasing people and fun.)
Aug 3, 2014 1:23 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
MALEUK55: Still don't know what she is on about think she has just woke up after sunday lunch ????????????/

No, I think it was cultural and language differences leading to misinterpretation and different ideas of what a profile should be like.

I can see where she might have picked up on some scammer-like wording, but it was such a small part which was qualified by the majority of un-scammer-like wording, your profile is plainly not a typical scammer profile. I imagine it's a helluva lot easier to make distinctions if you've learned English intuitively, rather than as a foreign language.
Aug 3, 2014 1:27 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
Btw, what was the thing about 2Intrigued's second profile pic?

If you were teasing, you'd better explain yourself quick, my friend. The heavies will come and get you if you upset our much loved Trigsie. *sharp intake of breath and much tutting* giggle
Aug 3, 2014 1:27 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
My God I can't believe it, 6 blokes have voted on this poll doh
Aug 3, 2014 1:27 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
jac_the_gripper: No, I think it was cultural and language differences leading to misinterpretation and different ideas of what a profile should be like.

I can see where she might have picked up on some scammer-like wording, but it was such a small part which was qualified by the majority of un-scammer-like wording, your profile is plainly not a typical scammer profile. I imagine it's a helluva lot easier to make distinctions if you've learned English intuitively, rather than as a foreign language.


Hiya Jac wave His post about the second pic was directed towards me and I'm still waiting to hear why he posted it.
Aug 3, 2014 1:30 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
2intrigued: Hiya Jac His post about the second pic was directed towards me and I'm still waiting to hear why he posted it.

Yeah, I got that. The case is pending. *flexes fingers in spiky knuckle duster* giggle
Aug 3, 2014 1:32 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
MALEUK55: My God I can't believe it, 6 blokes have voted on this poll

And one of them voted for a snog with ya. Not such a crap day after all, eh? laugh
Aug 3, 2014 1:33 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
jac_the_gripper: Yeah, I got that. The case is pending. *flexes fingers in spiky knuckle duster*


The big question is....will he come clean with that spiky knuckle duster? giggle
Aug 3, 2014 1:35 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
2intrigued: The big question is....will he come clean with that spiky knuckle duster?

I wasn't planning on scrubbing him in the cold shower with it, Trigs. uh oh

giggle
Aug 3, 2014 1:38 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
What have I got to come clean about you made a comment about my photo and I made one about yours, don't you and your mates have something better to do? Don't mind dishing it out but you can't take it back tongue
Aug 3, 2014 1:42 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
jac_the_gripper: I wasn't planning on scrubbing him in the cold shower with it, Trigs.


Perhaps he needs to visit a confessional to come clean. conversing giggle
Aug 3, 2014 1:49 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
MALEUK55
MALEUK55MALEUK55Newcastle Upon Tyne, Tyne and Wear, England UK3 Threads 3 Polls 67 Posts
2intrigued: Perhaps he needs to visit a confessional to come clean.


Come on own up you haven't read my profile in full have you confused I'm PROTESTANT peace we don't do confession rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Anyway I see Newcastle won 3-1 to-day applause
Aug 3, 2014 1:53 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
MALEUK55: What have I got to come clean about you made a comment about my photo and I made one about yours, don't you and your mates have something better to do? Don't mind dishing it out but you can't take it back

No, it wasn't that.

It was that we understood Tru's joke, but we didn't understand yours.

We all take the piss round here, no problem. handshake
Aug 3, 2014 1:55 PM CST Would you Snog (Kiss), Marry or Avoid me after reading my profile?
jac_the_gripper
jac_the_gripperjac_the_gripperTonyrefail, South Glamorgan, Wales UK24 Threads 5,363 Posts
2intrigued: Perhaps he needs to visit a confessional to come clean.

That's not what I've heard about the confessional. uh oh

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