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Nov 13, 2008 4:36 AM CSTDo you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
NESMAN
NESMANNESMANsheffield, South Yorkshire, England, UK28 Threads 15 Polls 184 Posts

Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)(Vote Below)

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41%
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5/10
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0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5.4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 13, 2008 4:36 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
NESMAN
NESMANNESMANsheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK28 Threads 15 Polls 184 Posts
0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5.4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 13, 2008 4:37 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
NESMAN
NESMANNESMANsheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK28 Threads 15 Polls 184 Posts
I'm reposting this as many people was telling me they couldnt see it so hopefully they can now.
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Nov 13, 2008 4:44 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
NESMAN: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 5.4 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.


Brillian! rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 13, 2008 4:44 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
rusty_knight: Brillian!


BrillianT even! ;)
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Nov 13, 2008 4:46 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
Lillym
LillymLillymSliema, Majjistral Malta33 Threads 3,391 Posts
You get a 10/10 from me ....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 13, 2008 4:57 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
Lillym: You get a 10/10 from me ....


and he got a 10/10 from me too! grin
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Nov 13, 2008 5:46 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
NESMAN
NESMANNESMANsheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK28 Threads 15 Polls 184 Posts
I apologize if some women find this joke offenciveangel angel angel banana banana banana peace peace peace peace
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Nov 13, 2008 5:47 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
NESMAN: I apologize if some women find this joke offencive


Shuddup - why spoil it? conversing crying rolling on the floor laughing
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Nov 13, 2008 5:53 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
NESMAN
NESMANNESMANsheffield, South Yorkshire, England UK28 Threads 15 Polls 184 Posts
rusty_knight: Shuddup - why spoil it?


i wasnt spoiling it rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

i just thought that some people wiith no sense of humour may find it offencive.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

gimme a G E T A L I F E

what does that spell rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

thats right EFILATEG rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing peace peace
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Nov 13, 2008 5:54 AM CST Do you think this joke is funny ? (READ POST)
rusty_knight
rusty_knightrusty_knightGozo, Malta175 Threads 2 Polls 6,840 Posts
NESMAN: i wasnt spoiling it

i just thought that some people wiith no sense of humour may find it offencive.

gimme a G E T A L I F E

what does that spell

thats right EFILATEG


Ok - then you should never have posted it - you evil, evil man! tongue rolling on the floor laughing
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Created: Nov 2008
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