How do you cope with irritating people? (44)
Broad of shoulder tho you be
A yeoman strong and true
Still you are no match for me
My GPS and eyes of blue
So meet you there, in misty dale
And bring your lance of wood
I will crush you like a bug
With parry, thrust and ale
Your only saving grace Sir Knight
I hear my boatmen calling
To oars! to oars! I hear them cry
Which brings my horse to stalling...
But may this duel be writ in blood
And known around the Bay
I shall return to Castle Xaghra
And drop you to the hay!
A yeoman strong and true
Still you are no match for me
My GPS and eyes of blue
So meet you there, in misty dale
And bring your lance of wood
I will crush you like a bug
With parry, thrust and ale
Your only saving grace Sir Knight
I hear my boatmen calling
To oars! to oars! I hear them cry
Which brings my horse to stalling...
But may this duel be writ in blood
And known around the Bay
I shall return to Castle Xaghra
And drop you to the hay!
Rusty ..Lagoona ...I have to congratulate you...best banter I have seen in ages and with real talent and the peotry is good too.... 
tell me in Maltese I guess we would call it 'spritu pront' what would you call it in English i am curious?
and the peotry is good too.... tell me in Maltese I guess we would call it 'spritu pront' what would you call it in English i am curious?
'spirtu pront' = alcohol immediately ...just kidding
Those two go so well together......i think they should get married.... 
...just kiddingThose two go so well together......i think they should get married....
Frisky Cisky....!!
I'm not really groomed to be a groom, but I think Rusty would look rather fetching in a bridal gown....just hope he doesn't outshine Marti!!...
I'm not really groomed to be a groom, but I think Rusty would look rather fetching in a bridal gown....just hope he doesn't outshine Marti!!...
who has mention my name in vain?? huh!!
Marti Larki Farti....
Ya betta watcha outta....Sir Knight may be appearing drunk, in a bridal gown, at a duel sometime....I think his opponent may drop dead from shock!!....
Ya betta watcha outta....Sir Knight may be appearing drunk, in a bridal gown, at a duel sometime....I think his opponent may drop dead from shock!!....
oh well let the best drunk win then...i'm all for it 
Well, that's what modern-day duels are all about!!...to see who the best drunk is!!....
Thank you Ghost....but my writing skills are as Rusty as Sir Knight's codpiece...I think I'll stick with a paintbrush...
All he needs is a wig
Well, if you're going to get him one, get one for me too...I could do with some hair....
If you're aking for one............you'll have to be a good boy .......and..... Father Christmas will surprise you..............
Enuff! Enuff, he sorely cried
T'was late and he was knackered
You've done me in, you lousy Knight
My head and heart you've hammered
Will leave this jest with brooding brow
Come morn a battle brewing
I will return, I will return!!
To see your downfall doing!!
Enough!!
T'was late and he was knackered
You've done me in, you lousy Knight
My head and heart you've hammered
Will leave this jest with brooding brow
Come morn a battle brewing
I will return, I will return!!
To see your downfall doing!!
Enough!!
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You stole the apple of my eye
My one and only cheery cherry pie
I shall not sleep until I die
Or until you blood lies spattered across Bugibba Bay
Dark Knight thou art
To steal my heart
I throw my gauntlet down
We'll have to fight, you errant knight
Six packs of Cisk, at dawn!¬