cameraman: Pick me and you'll be in heaven after you die. Pick me and you'll be in heaven right now.
oh...i wana be in heaven righ now to get familiar with the heavenly things so that when i go to heaven after i die, it becomes easy to find the things there. i mean you wouldn't want to get lost in the heaven after you die. would you?
mnowsa: oh..i thought one must be baptized to be considered a catholic.
When I very young and on the same day as my dad's funeral and my mom and older sister had a pretty hot discussion that if I wasn't baptized I wouldn't go to heaven. I haven't been in a catholic church since my mom passed away. The catholic church had made such a fuss cause my mom had married my step-father who was divoced and also a catholic they wouldn't let my mom be buried with a catholic burial.
somechick: When I very young and on the same day as my dad's funeral and my mom and older sister had a pretty hot discussion that if I wasn't baptized I wouldn't go to heaven. I haven't been in a catholic church since my mom passed away. The catholic church had made such a fuss cause my mom had married my step-father who was divoced and also a catholic they wouldn't let my mom be buried with a catholic burial.
well, my dear, you must understand that the churches always love to play with their words to show their depth of wisdom and knowledge. So, when they said that you wouldn't go to heaven, then actually meant that you wouldn't be able to find the direction to heaven if you didn't baptize. Or it could also mean that you may have to cross the river to get to the heaven and hence, the drowing of your head to make ready for the river crossing.
somechick: When I very young and on the same day as my dad's funeral and my mom and older sister had a pretty hot discussion that if I wasn't baptized I wouldn't go to heaven. I haven't been in a catholic church since my mom passed away. The catholic church had made such a fuss cause my mom had married my step-father who was divoced and also a catholic they wouldn't let my mom be buried with a catholic burial.
And if they say next time that you wouldn't go to heaven, just ask them for the address of heaven so that you can always google the direction to heaven if you are driving(instead of swimming or taking ferry/boat). Also tell the church that you have GPS system in your car to direct you to heaven.
mnowsa: oh...i wana be in heaven righ now to get familiar with the heavenly things so that when i go to heaven after i die, it becomes easy to find the things there. i mean you wouldn't want to get lost in the heaven after you die. would you?
I got all eternity to find what I'm looking for in heaven. It's having heaven right now that's the problem cause I won't live forever. Thing is though. It would be more fun to have heaven right now rather after I die.
mnowsa: And if they say next time that you wouldn't go to heaven, just ask them for the address of heaven so that you can always google the direction to heaven if you are driving(instead of swimming or taking ferry/boat). Also tell the church that you have GPS system in your car to direct you to heaven.
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