A woman and a melon are hard to choose ? (24)
are you bored today?
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Sorry I don't get it 
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he didnt get it either
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ladyfingers: are you bored today?
what to do ladyfinger i lose my old friend here just try to make nw
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MEDTECH662: Sorry I don't get it
its a french proverb .... Man cant choose woman easily bcoz hard to understand there mind
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lonelyheart5150: he didnt get it either
i got already thats why i dont marry still bro
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jashcd: melon u can hit the top and try but girls
Bro i have a proven method for both...
in both cases its about stabbing .....
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jashcd: melon u can hit the top and try but girls
Now why would you want to hit a Melon.....You are bored
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Boban1: Bro i have a proven method for both...
in both cases its about stabbing .....
in both cases its about stabbing .....
with vodka u tried ... u r smart enough today
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jashcd: with vodka u tried ... u r smart enough today
I have many years of research in that area ....
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Boban1: I have many years of research in that area ....
PhD can u give free class
i become your silent student 
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jashcd: PhD can u give free class i become your silent student
when the student is ready... the Master will com ...
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Boban1: when the student is ready... the Master will com ...
Is it any surprise that sounds a dirty?
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There's an old old folk story here in Tn. about lonely farm boys screwing watermelons on a warm summer afternoon.It is retold in Cormac McCarthy's novel SUTREE.
Be sure to plug the side that is warm from the sun.Then you can feed it to the girl who wouldn't put out.
Be sure to plug the side that is warm from the sun.Then you can feed it to the girl who wouldn't put out.
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Raven0: Is it any surprise that sounds a dirty?
hey.. its only Love.....
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Choosing a woman is hard than choosing a melon. 
The woman has to agree the melon has no choice.
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wonderworker: There's an old old folk story here in Tn. about lonely farm boys screwing watermelons on a warm summer afternoon.It is retold in Cormac McCarthy's novel SUTREE.
Be sure to plug the side that is warm from the sun.Then you can feed it to the girl who wouldn't put out.
Be sure to plug the side that is warm from the sun.Then you can feed it to the girl who wouldn't put out.
Thanks for that. I'll check to see where my watermelons are grown before I buy one.
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cameraman: Choosing a woman is hard than choosing a melon. The woman has to agree the melon has no choice.
What country are you living in???
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jashcd: melon u can hit the top and try but girls
Well a similar technique can be used to pick both...
1) tap the crown of the melon/woman if it makes a sort of hollow empty sound it is ripe for the picking
2)Pick up the melon/woman and hold it. It should feel light for its size
3) Avoid overly soft melons/women
4)If possible, simply ask the grocer/bartender how fresh the melons/women are
5)Inspect the melon/woman for scars or tears in the skin. Most melons/women are delicate, tear, and breakdown easily. Pick one with no scars, tears, bruises or blemishes in the skin.
If you follow tthese simple rules...you will have yourself a prize melon/woman!
Compliments of me!
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I wonder, are those rules for melon/woman good for melons/men too?
I'm not particualr for that empty hollow sound when I bonk them on the head though.
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Boban1: What country are you living in???
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I think what the man is getting at is that you can't choose a woman on what she looks like, it's what's on the inside that's gonna make you happy. Just like a melon, it may look good, but be rotten on the inside.
But most people aren't gonna pick up a rotten looking melon, no matter if it's sweet or not, lol.
But most people aren't gonna pick up a rotten looking melon, no matter if it's sweet or not, lol.
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dolphinrider: That would be the same as asking a man and a cucumber would be hard to choose???
hahahahahahaha,... that was a good one.
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