a guy once introduced himself to me in a niteclub with the following line
"Hi my name is Bond, Polly Bond and I can fill your crack anyday!"
I actually fell around laughing he was lucky cos had it been any of my friends I was out with that night they would have busted his jaw I still get giddy when I think of it
i dont do chat up lines!!no point using a chat up line on a guy if his not interested if his interested he will come to you probally!!if his the shy type id just give a little xtra time but i think you been more yourself helps a bit better than using flirting chat up lines jmo
areyoureadytogo: i dont do chat up lines!!no point using a chat up line on a guy if his not interested if his interested he will come to you probally!!if his the shy type id just give a little xtra time but i think you been more yourself helps a bit better than using flirting chat up lines jmo
how some people can go up to someone in a pub and start chattin away is beyond me its a gift i wish i had
blipper2000: how some people can go up to someone in a pub and start chattin away is beyond me its a gift i wish i had
Me too, unfortunately.
Here's one for the brave: guy goes up to girl, sticks his finger in his mouth and then puts it on her shoulder, as she looks at him in shock he says, "lets get you out of those wet clothes"
What about the classic line when youve got a girl on the dance floor and the slow songs are playing but you know shes going to probaly walk away soon .....
Omurchu :..." Youve got that look"
Actress playing the part of girl dancing with Omurchu............................................What Look"
Omurchu..."That look that says youve been Hurt before" ..
Omurchu65: What about the classic line when youve got a girl on the dance floor and the slow songs are playing but you know shes going to probaly walk away soon ..... Omurchu :..." Youve got that look"
Actress playing the part of girl dancing with Omurchu............................................What Look" Omurchu..."That look that says youve been Hurt before" ..
Thats only going to make her run away instead of walk!
I used cheesy chat up lines all the time.. My fav being...
walking up to a guy and saying "sorry this is a bit embarrassing but my friends over there wants to know if she could have your number, it's just my phone is broke and she wants to know where she can find me in the morning!!!!!!!!
catsaway: I used cheesy chat up lines all the time.. My fav being...
walking up to a guy and saying "sorry this is a bit embarrassing but my friends over there wants to know if she could have your number, it's just my phone is broke and she wants to know where she can find me in the morning!!!!!!!!
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