will u get laid this weekend? (71)

As per the results at this time :

1) 43% of pollers are sure they are not going to get laid
2) 22% say "maybe" . let me ask you this how many "maybe getting laid chances" have actually led to anything good?..lets say half of them get lucky. So 11% will still be using either batteries or plain old god-given "hand" and WILL NOT wash their hands (dont you love a firm hand shake ! but i digress...)
3) 8% will use batteries.
4) 27% are sure they WILL get laid. you dont think, realistically, someone in that 27% has made a false claim ?Apart from that , some will have last minute emergency work at the office on the weekend, some will have a fight with their mate, so thats done as well, and most importantly some males will not be able to "get it up" .... ummm performance anxiety they say, and some females will just have a "dry attitude " towards the whole weekend.lets say 5% out of 27% end up using batteries, hands, horns, mobile phones, mouse pads, socks, pens, cucumbers, bananas, banana skin , rabbits (not the animal! ) and so on (the list goes on , i am gonna create a poll for that, i think )

So then if 43%+11%+8%+5% = 67% (which could be a conservative estimate) which means roughly 70% of the folks out there are not gonna get laid.

question : doesn't that mean that the majority of the people have a common goal ? (all you nay-sayers, I am not even listening :)... )
I say , first of all , stop talking to anyone with whom you can't get laid, atleast until the weekend. Don't waste your time in any gibberish, only make friends with whom you can get laid.

All you gotta do now is go to your newly made friend's house and be your self (in a good way !) flowers would help, wine will help. while you're there if you notice things like and .. you have found the road to