Women , best and worse lies ever told to you (93)
There are way worse than that said by both men and women!
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Veritaas: There are way worse than that said by both men and women!
you talking about the checks in the mail.. 
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He is just a friend, nothing is going on,,,,,,,, a month later she is pregnut and it was not mine?????
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scoutmaster: He is just a friend, nothing is going on,,,,,,,, a month later she is pregnut and it was not mine?????
Well she must of been bullshtting, cant get pregnant with a Pecan or a walnut.
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I promise I won't c... in your mouth ! 
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I promise the first time never hurts..
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jeepers: I promise I won't c... in your mouth !
Jeeps.. I'm shocked. Shcoked at you!!!Promise you won't cough in their mouths.. tsk tsk tsk.
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jeepers: I promise I won't c... in your mouth !
You all say that!! Then..oops..there it is..------ This poll is Archived ------
Well I guess she never saw it cummin jeepers you dog.
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Raven0: Jeeps.. I'm shocked. Shcoked at you!!!
Promise you won't cough in their mouths.. tsk tsk tsk.
I promise I won't ...look in your mouth. Promise you won't cough in their mouths.. tsk tsk tsk.
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yup. uh huh
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Raven youre funny
you must be irish
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jeepers: I promise I won't ...look in your mouth.
SO many things that could be said.But I won't.. 'tisn't polite.
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Veritaas: Well she must of been bullshtting, cant get pregnant with a Pecan or a walnut.
That is why she is my Ex. How about this, When I married her I thought I was her husband #2. I found out a few years later I was actualy #3.
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Have a nice night everyone. gotta go
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jeepers: Have a nice night everyone.
gotta go
Have a gooder Jeeps!gotta go
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jeepers: Have a nice night everyone.
gotta go
Wait!! You left something in my mouth...get back here!!gotta go
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nanners2863: Wait!! You left something in my mouth...get back here!!
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nanners2863: I promise the first time never hurts..
oh ya baby, it's gonna feel sooo good - you're gonna love it, I promise, seriously, would I lie to you baby, you know I love u, you know I would never wanna hurt you baby
ya, uh huh
can ya tell been around the block once or twice....an have known, intimately, a couple hound dogs in my day
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How about " Dont worry Im on the pill "
18 years of child support latter.....
18 years of child support latter.....
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felixis99: oh ya baby, it's gonna feel sooo good - you're gonna love it, I promise, seriously, would I lie to you baby, you know I love u, you know I would never wanna hurt you baby
ya, uh huh
can ya tell been around the block once or twice....an have known, intimately, a couple hound dogs in my day
Hell.. do they have a script or what?ya, uh huh
can ya tell been around the block once or twice....an have known, intimately, a couple hound dogs in my day
All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
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scoutmaster: How about " Dont worry Im on the pill "
18 years of child support latter.....
18 years of child support latter.....
I fooled her though, I got coustody of the kids and she is paying me now.
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Raven0: Hell.. do they have a script or what?
All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
It's written on the back of their birth certificate..they spend the first 16 years memorizing it All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
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Raven0: Hell.. do they have a script or what?
All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
hay that was no lie, It did feel good,,,,, to him......
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scoutmaster: hay that was no lie, It did feel good,,,,, to him......
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Raven0: Hell.. do they have a script or what?
All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
No I read the script and tend to improv
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fjamesj9701: No I read the script and tend to improv
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Raven0: Hell.. do they have a script or what?
All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
All men must memorize these words by the age of.. well whatever the age is these days.
13 prolly
cuz it keeps getting younger & younger from what I have been toldI'll tell what tho, the script was well shared by college when I was there - heard it 1,000 x
ya, I think it's like a man-secret script that appears to them in their sleep or something- or it's just a genetic program
like a matrix
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Of corse the biggest lie of all,
For better or worse, for richer or poorer, give myself only to you, till death do us part.....
For better or worse, for richer or poorer, give myself only to you, till death do us part.....
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nanners2863: It's written on the back of their birth certificate..they spend the first 16 years memorizing it
thanks for the enlightenment professor!
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