Ohhhh boy this is serious.................... ..... DIVORCE versus MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."
Lol That is okay nam all is okay really after rain shines the sun well that if what they say 10 degrees frost tonight and more snow coming brrrrrrrrrrr
Lol our toilet was on end of the balcony So coming from upstairs, going through the living room, then the kitchen and at the end of the balcony, there it was, the toilet In the winter we were allowed a chamber pot
My little brother would offer to warm my bed I felt so guilty having to move him later he always assured me that he did not mind Also slept during the war three in one bed All of a sudden you felt something so very nice and warm and then it hit you, one of your sisters had just peed in the bed
Our kitchen could hold about two people so the stove was in the living room. Yep only one room was heated and the bedrooms were upstairs and it was oh soooo cold up there brrrrr
No one too wake me up The oldest of six, I was made the mama Made breakfast, start the cool stove It would not go when it rained, so I threw petrol on it and trust me that made it go
No one too wake me up The oldest of six, I was made the mama Made breakfast, start the cool stove It would not go when it rained, so I threw petrol on it and trust me that made it go
Was about 10-12 years old at the most Going to the dentist to have a tooth filled, Nothing was given for the pain Of course, it hurt badly and I cried out telling the dentist that I felt pain Pain, he said; "unless you have been in a concentration camp, you don't know what pain is Difficult to believe
I have found that people who can not write a decent blog themselves are also the ones who criticize others Jealousy I suppose........oh well as they say; "Keep on trucking" lol
Don't like loud noises nor people who talk fast like a meteorologist, they seem to get limited time so need to talk fast, at times driving me up the wall
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RE: Dangers to marriage.....
Ohhhh boy this is serious.........................
DIVORCE versus MURDER
A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes, and said, "I'd like to buy some cyanide."
The pharmacist asked, "Why in the world do you need cyanide?"
The lady replied, "I need it to poison my husband."
The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's against the law! I'll lose my license!
They'll throw both of us in jail! All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not!
You CANNOT have any cyanide!"
The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
The pharmacist looked at the picture and said, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."