hello everybody!!!! this is the most sane thread there is!!! so whatcha all doing?
hey tampa, i havent really talked to you before...prolly cuz im in all those dumb, annoying, gilly threads...naaa just teasing.... yeh but probably i am becuase theres not so much here lately...
im getting good at discussing moss and aliens, or kissing and hugging people below me, and ahhhh listening to indy..blah blah...LOL joking dear one...
To start off with, since size matters...I want it over 10 inches long and a good size diameter
1. as soon as i wake up, im gonna deal with that morning "wood"(?)..STANDING while i deal with it...
2. then im gonna scratch my balls for the next 1 hour and try to figure out what is so great about it....for example: while watching tv, talking to friends, cooking, and of course i have to re-adjust it.
3. oh yes!! next im gonna play with him so much that it wont matter to me if my "old lady" has a headache...cuz im gonna take care of myself..
4. i wanna take a bath and see if it floats...
5. yep now its time to stand up and pee again.... and do it all over again....OH MAN, its great to be a man
thanks joanne...not sure about this one, prolly wont stay up long... i have a issue with pictures...grrrrrr! maybe you should be my photographer..might help me...
RE: Like I need another reminder.
aaww paws i so read your thread title wrong....i thought it said...."like i need another reindeer". I had no idea what you were gonna be talking about....hmmmm
well this makes a lil more sense...you dont look 60ish and you dont sound 60ish and your only as young as you feel..we clarified that one already!!!!
ok so about the reindeer???