ShortyRed Forum Posts (624)

RE: Hello?

LMAO now i'm lost

RE: Dumbest excuse you ever heard for canceling a date

He called at 9 pm said he had taken his aunt grocery shopping at walmart and was running late.

Didn't call back or show up.

Called the next day and said he had gotten busy and forgot...........well, that's what he told my voicemail anyway, and haven't talked to him since.

RE: Hello?

I am so sorry rwantin......I forgot to undo your jacket..............Here let me wipe the drool off your chin, so you can eat....

RE: Dumb and Beautiful!

RE: Would you ...

wow! It's only like 11 pm here and I've not even finished my first beer yet.......

Good Nite BeeJay

RE: Would you ...

They're talking about big foot over there>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>



anyone else getting nervous?

RE: Would you ...

I can bait the hook!!!! So, we're straight girls. we've got our air mattresses, one of us can bait and one of us can take the fish off the hook.

RE: Would you ...

RE: Would you ...

Glad I brought styrofoam plates

RE: Would you ...

It was the only use I could think of too LOL. So me and chelle have fire and beer duty...guys get to put fishes on hooks, take fishes off hooks, and cook LOL

RE: Would you ...

I can start a campfire in the rain using a wet paperback romance novel though....lol

RE: Would you ...

Wow! A true gentleman girl!!!



LMAO

RE: Would you ...

Me either. I do okay, until they start flopping around and I just can't bring myself to grab the slimy thing!!!!!

RE: Would you ...

I'll bring some venison and my fishing pole. (Hope one of these guys will take my fish off the line - LOL)

RE: Would you ...

LMAO I've got enough sleeping bags for everyone that's posted so far.....

RE: Would you ...

RE: Would you ...

Yep. Cause I think we could handle anything!!

RE: Time to Play

Oh, I'm up to the task!!! I just gotta go get ready to get my drinking and my flirting out of my system!!

RE: Time to Play

You'd think he'd be worn out, but he's like the energizer bunny with his batteries in backwards....he keeps coming and coming and coming..........

RE: Time to Play

LMAO

If I gotta smack him to get his attention, I don't want him LOL

RE: Time to Play

@ wipe off the baloney pony, but it's from ing to hard - I think.

RE: does anybody wonder are found out?

Dayum good answer!!

RE: Time to Play

RE: Time to Play

LMMFAO!!!! ROFLMMFAO !!!! APMP!!!!!



BeeJay............I don't own any dresses...lol but you can have all my old jeans LOL

RE: Time to Play

*Gets Riding crop out*

GITTYYYYYYY-UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!









YEEEEEE HAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWW

RE: Time to Play

LOL


Anyway............where are we riding to?

RE: Time to Play

Not answering that, but the females here will understand LOL.


It's 3 sizes anyway!! LOL

RE: Time to Play

Wait.........................Maybe she said it was lined with gold............

RE: Time to Play

I know........it's a goldmine and I sit on it every day when I'm not standing................LOL

RE: Time to Play

I have been wound up since work last night - was singing the nursery rhyme "Do you know the muffin man?" for several hours. Laughed so hard several time I thought I was gonna pee on myself!

Obviously, I'm still in a good mood, and I love feeling this way. Me and my friend from work are going out to the bar. I bought a new outfit (down 1 more size btw - from a size 20 in mid june to a size 14 today!!!), and some new shoes, so I am soooo ready to have a good time!!!