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RE: If there was one...

Taste Tester @ Anheiser-Busch!!

RE: What kind of person makes you laugh???

Sarcasm here too. Puns are always funny. And wit. Something that you sometimes have to stop and think about are the funniest !!!


*Not sure about the moth comments, can't read the entire post until my contacts come in, but Ima keep moth balls @ my keyboard just in case!!!!!

RE: If your home was on fire...

And, our animals would probably beat us out the door. LOL

RE: If your home was on fire...

Same here, because there are irreplacable photos of family members no longer with us.

RE: goodmorning to everybody!

Thanks!

RE: anybody think they will be married next year at this time?

Same here!

But, I seriously doubt that I'll be married in a year - or 50!!!

RE: goodmorning to everybody!

I fry my sausage....take the meat out, the put in flour, salt & Pepper. brown it, then add milk. Just the way I was raised, and I absolutely refuse to eat it with chunks of sausage in it. To each their own. I was born and raised in the same town, and this is my first time living somewhere else, and boy I am suffering trying to eat all these new things.....maybe it explains why it was so easy to lose 30 lbs.

RE: what turns you off??????????

yeah......I can braid......................





and wax lol

RE: goodmorning to everybody!

LMAO!

I don't eat chunky gravy for that reason. My grandmother told me that gravy shouldn't be lumpy and it's stuck in my brain now LOL.

NOBODY in virginia knows how to make good, un-lumpy gravy either!!!

RE: what turns you off??????????

whitey-tighties
Smacking while eating
Slurping while eating
Any noises while eating
Liars
Wanting to fight every other male within a 5 mile radius
wanting to fight my ex's
wanting to fight anyone - just because
potheads
dopeheads
alcoholics
abusers
cheaters
hypocrites
long hair
talking indecent to me (unless we're in the bedroom angel )


All I can think of right now LOL

RE: answer this question..

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I don't have any of that, but if I run across any, I'll pass it along!

RE: goodmorning to everybody!

Lemme ask you a question about your gravy? Do you leave chunks of sausage in it?

RE: answer this question..

Want to borrow my WD40? I just used it on mine and maybe it'll work.

RE: answer this question..

I don't get much either. Most of the ones I do get begin by telling me that they're looking for marriage or a serious relationship. They must have been so stunned by my picture, (just kidding) that they didn't read my profile because the very first sentence says I'm NOT looking for that right now.

RE: How many women would be willing to shift the tradition by supporting a man instead of vice-versa?

BTW, I did leave, and that was one of the major reasons I did so!!!

RE: How many women would be willing to shift the tradition by supporting a man instead of vice-versa?

I've done it once, because I made more money. However, he wouldn't try to find a better paying job, and I realized that I was making all the sacrifices, and he was acting like he was still living with his mom. He did do the laundry, and cleaned house. However, I couldn't even afford the simple things like a hair cut, yet he made sure he had weed everyday. (I don't smoke it) I got pi$$ed. I'm over here looking nappy headed, haven't bought a new outfit in over a year, yet he's high every day!!! WTH??

I would NEVER do it again countinuously. Now, if I were in a relationship and he got laid off, or lost his job through no fault of his own, I would have no problem doing it until he got on his feet. But to do it when he was the one who screwed up, and he's not even trying - HE!! NAW!!

RE: True story....

I was mortally embarassed......

RE: True story....

This reminds me of the time I had a door fall because the screw in the hinge was stripped, so I went to Lowe's and told the guy that asked if he could help me...................."Yes, I need a really long screw."

I didn't even realize what I had said until someone behind me started laughing!!!!

RE: True story....

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RE: cards halmark didnt release

"I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in Hell until I met you.


As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.


When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise."


OMG....these were too funny!!


I once bought a card that said..........

"You came along and give me a reason to live for...........


REVENGE"

Of course I mailed it to my ex!!

RE: what is you favorite snack??????????????????

unsweetened apple sauce or a banana!!!

RE: what do you do to cope with being broken up with?

Everyone here is right.

Pamper yourself for a little bit. Just a simple eyebrow waxing will do wonders for your ego and self confidence.

Call your friends and cry.

Try to keep your mind occupied so you're not as lonely and you're not dwelling on how miserable you are.

Make a pact with a girlfriend that when you are thinking about the him/her, you're feeling lonely, or you're wanting to call him/her that you'll call your girlfriend instead for her to distract you. Kind of like a buddy system.

RE: IceKrystals coffee shop and advice corner.......come on in.

Whew! Thanks. Now I can function like a normal human being!!

RE: 9 words women use

4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!


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This is SOOOOO me!!!

RE: IceKrystals coffee shop and advice corner.......come on in.

Of course you should. Nothing like a bunch of drunks spouting philosophy!!!!! lol

RE: "A" words

astonishment

RE: Fishing

Me either, but I thought of it, and thought it was cute. Everyone has heard fishing stories about the one that got away.

RE: Fishing

Seen a bumper sticker yesterday, and when someone above me said fishing stories I thought of it..................


"I fish...therefore, I LIE!!""


lol

RE: IceKrystals coffee shop and advice corner.......come on in.

Is the coffee shop still open? I need a Diet Mtn. Dew, a sweet bun, and a seat in the smoking section while I wake up please!!!

RE: did it make you stronger................

It made me a stronger person. I did become more confined within myself and leery of showing all my emotions. I came to realize that not everyone deserves my trust and some people are just cruel so there is no need to wear your heart on your sleeve anyway.

All in all, I just became more selective on who I let into my life on such a deep personal level. I let people get close to me, but only to a certain degree, and it takes time as I have to learn to trust them.

Now, I tend to allow people fewer chances to hurt me. I am an open person, until the first time they disrespect or hurt me, then I simply don't want to be bothered with them. I don't mean for things that are done unintentionally, but things that are intentional (like standing me up). Now, I just have to control my temper and walk away letting them think they had the upper hand, instead of feeding into it and wanting the last word. LOL

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