You could say I've been around the block a time or two.....not much I haven't seen, heard or dealt with in my life. In my "real" world, I have people come to me daily, asking my adivice....writing to me, asking my advice....(I'll be glad when I finally get paid for such info)......anyways........so, ask me anything...I don't care what it is.........I might answer seriously.....or I might be sarcastic...all depends upon how serious the question is.
So, let's give it a go. Come in and have some coffee....and throw me a question.
Disclaimer: any advice given in this thread is opinion only...and should not be considered professional advice..........
Yes I do, infact.........I have a collection I've been saving for a dear friend, to send him as a gift....I might be able to share some of these artifacts with you...........
and I'll be waiting......and watching.......ready for your advance.......but you have to find my weakness.....this shall be a difficult task......good luck grasshopper............oh........sorry........you're probably afraid of those too..............
Ok, I'll give it a shot! (And since it's a coffee shop, I'll try to keep things business specific.)
Dear Ms. Icekrystal,
This morning when my wife asked how I wanted my coffee, I replied that "I like my coffee the way I like my women; Hot and ready to pass out!" She responded by smiling demurely and pouring the coffee in my lap.
My question is this: Do I wring out my britches, make my own coffee or simply start over with roses and breakfast in bed?
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So, let's give it a go. Come in and have some coffee....and throw me a question.
Disclaimer: any advice given in this thread is opinion only...and should not be considered professional advice..........