ShortyRed Forum Posts (624)

RE: Time to Play

Save a horse................Ride a Cowboy!!!!

RE: Time to Play

Well, momma always told me I was sitting on a gold mine!!!!!!!!

RE: Time to Play

what are you looking for down there?









LOL

RE: Guys please give me you opion

lol good answer!!!

RE: Time to Play

Usually I grab my ankles, but okay..............................

RE: Time to Play

Okay.......................what are we doing?

RE: who would you like to be marooned on a desert island with .

Captain Morgan!!!!!!!

RE: place where you wished you was now

wish I was with her @ the pub............LOL

RE: A question that bothers me...

It's hard not to, because you have to wonder if certain things in the relationship worked to cause the ending. If that made any sense at at all....it did to me anyway lol

RE: Is there anything...

Sandals, you are becoming my hero!!! I am thoroughly addicted to Diet Mtn Dew!!1!

I Can See!!!!!!!!!

Now that I can see clearly.......................











Yes, I would and I seen you sticking your tongue out at me...

I Can See!!!!!!!!!

Thank you! I am too - I was tired of eating ibuprofen like it was candy!

RE: Tattoos and Piercings

Me TOO!!!

I Can See!!!!!!!!!

Got my contacts today and now I can see the computer screen without squinting or getting a headache!!!

To be colored contacts, I think they look really good too, but that's just my opinion. (New pic on profile btw)

RE: why do men name their...

LOL I dunno.....I wasn't there

RE: why do men name their...

I'm sure if I say no, you're gonna ask me if I want some right?? LOL

I'm not sure to be honest, but I do have some Irish, German and Indian in me that I know of

RE: why do men name their...

This thread kills me......

This guy I used to work with had named his Captain Winky......You should have seen us when the Captain Morgan commercials come out LOL He came in one day and all us women stood @ the break table with one leg on the bench....he said," WTH are ya'll doing?" we all said, "Everybody need a 'lil captain in 'em"...... We're so mean

RE: for lovaboy...

Fort Knox, or the Twin Cities Bank, or "puppies"

LOL and other things depending on the mood!!!

RE: Tattoos and Piercings

HOT!!! HOT!!!! HOT!!!!! In moderation. I want him to be able to dress nice when the situation calls for it without tattoos everywhere!

I've got 4 tatoos and 2 piercings my nose, and my tongue (ahem ShipPoker!!!!) And no, it's not a boar's tusk through my nose either...you can barely see it in my pic.

RE: Time to Be Blunt

I would have to say that I probably would for the following reasons:

You like animals, and even have pics of them posted on your profile. Being an cat-lover myself, I really like that. I'm not much of a dog person. I like them, but it's usually after get to know them and I get attached.

You Cook - I mean come on! As a woman who abhors being stuck in the kitchen, I would love that!!

You like outdoors and fishing - so that would probably include camping.

It seems like we would have enough things in common to be able to have decent conversations, and enjoy doing several of the same things.

RE: I miss reading posts and responding to them!!

So sweet it gives me a toothache!!!!

During the summer, you go to the beach and they're out there in DROVES cooking out, throwing frisbee......it's a beautiful view!

RE: why do men name their...

Don't ask that....I already fell for it LMAO.....

RE: whats the most romantic song u know??

That's a good song.

When I think of the most romantic song, I have to think about my grandparents. The were married over 50 years before she passes away. She's been gone for 12 years, and my grandfather still visits her grave everyday. Talks bout her and their memories quite often. Not in a sad way, but talks about when he'll see her again on the other side. With that being said, if I hear a song that reminds me of their beautiful relationship I think it's romantic, because a love like that is rare.

The most romantic song I know is Love, Me by Collin Raye:

I read a note my grandma wrote back in nineteen twenty-three.
Grandpa kept it in his coat, and he showed it once to me. he said,
Boy, you might not understand, but a long, long time ago,
Grandmas daddy didnt like me none, but I loved your grandma so.

We had this crazy plan to meet and run away together.
Get married in the first town we came to, and live forever.
But nailed to the tree where we were supposed to meet, instead
Of her, I found this letter, and this is what it said:

If you get there before I do, dont give up on me.
Ill meet you when my chores are through;
I dont know how long Ill be.
But Im not gonna let you down, darling wait and see.
And between now and then, till I see you again,
Ill be loving you. love, me.

I read those words just hours before my grandma passed away,
In the doorway of a church where me and grandpa stopped to pray.
I know Id never seen him cry in all my fifteen years;
But as he said these words to her, his eyes filled up with tears.

If you get there before I do, dont give up on me.
Ill meet you when my chores are through;
I dont know how long Ill be.
But Im not gonna let you down, darling wait and see.
And between now and then, till I see you again,
Ill be loving you. love, me.
Between now and then, till I see you again,
Ill be loving you. love, me.

I almost cry everytime I hear it

RE: whats the most romantic song u know??

does that answer your question?

RE: whats the most romantic song u know??

"At Last" - Etta Jones from her album "Etta Jones, at last" originally released in 1961!

RE: I miss reading posts and responding to them!!

I have no idea!! I'm horrible in geography, unless I've actually drove to the place myself. No sense of direction - would get lost trying to find my way out of a wet paper bag! I have heard of it though. Actually, with global warming, the winters haven't been that bad. Cold, but not much snow or ice.

RE: why do men name their...

I'll take your word for it!!!! LOL

RE: why do men name their...

I know better than to try to conversate before I am fully awake!!!

RE: why do men name their...

She'll just toss it out the nearest window!!!!!

RE: I miss reading posts and responding to them!!

I lived so close to Pigeon Forge and Severiville, that my school took field trips to Dollywood every year. (Sadly, I can remember when it was called "Silver Dollar City" which just tells me I'm getting older. LOL)

The cabin you rented sounds picturesque. Having grown up there, I know that the view of the Smoky mountains are stunning! I moved to Hampton VA about a year ago. Being 30 minutes away from Virginia Beach, there are no mountain views and all the roads are flat. It's a definite change from where I grew up. I can't wait to visit home again so I can drive on some curvy, hilly, mountainous roads.

My ancestors are originally from NC as well. My grandfather is really occupied with our family history and is familiar with that area as well.

Thank you for the welcome. I have met some wonderful and funny people. The forums keep me so entertained that I have to check in at least twice a day just to have a laugh! Even if I don't meet Mr. Right, I have certainly met several Mr. Entertaining's.