True story.... (14)
Excellent. Always love a play on words...
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yeah...I was pretty 
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This reminds me of the time I had a door fall because the screw in the hinge was stripped, so I went to Lowe's and told the guy that asked if he could help me...................."Yes, I need a really long screw."
I didn't even realize what I had said until someone behind me started laughing!!!!
I didn't even realize what I had said until someone behind me started laughing!!!!
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That would have been funny!
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I was mortally embarassed......
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words
so imperfect and yet relied on so heavily...
hilarious gals-thanks
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In a conversation about personality and senses of humour I said of myself
'I tend to be a little tart.'
Silence...followed by gales of laughter.
So easy to create an impression!
'I tend to be a little tart.'
Silence...followed by gales of laughter.
So easy to create an impression!
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Yes it is funny.
When we lived in San Diego, my older son went to Tijuana to get a clay firepot that I'd been wanting. Someone came by and asked where he was and I said, "He went to Mexico to get that pot"
Could have been misinterpreted by someone overhearing the conversation.
That clay pot made in TJ lasted over four years, until we moved here and I gave it to a neighbor. We had the hottest fires in that pot. I bought one here at Home Depot and it lasted a month, and crumbled under the heat. Now we used a metal one.
When we lived in San Diego, my older son went to Tijuana to get a clay firepot that I'd been wanting. Someone came by and asked where he was and I said, "He went to Mexico to get that pot"
Could have been misinterpreted by someone overhearing the conversation.
That clay pot made in TJ lasted over four years, until we moved here and I gave it to a neighbor. We had the hottest fires in that pot. I bought one here at Home Depot and it lasted a month, and crumbled under the heat. Now we used a metal one.
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A LONG time ago, back in Michigan, I had a roommate for a while. He was from deep woods Tennessee, and had a thick drawl.
As we were moving in, we realized we need some window blinds. We went to Target. He went up to a young female clerk and politely asked: "Wher'er your blonds at?" She smiled, blushed a little, and said: "I'm not one, but there's gotta be one around here somewhere."
True story
As we were moving in, we realized we need some window blinds. We went to Target. He went up to a young female clerk and politely asked: "Wher'er your blonds at?" She smiled, blushed a little, and said: "I'm not one, but there's gotta be one around here somewhere."
True story
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LMAO.......
My ex Husband is from Yemen. He has a VERY strong arabic accent......
Immigration asked him why he came to this country....He says..."I came as a tourist, on a plane".....
now, in your BEST arab accent...you can immagine why he is now my ex!
My ex Husband is from Yemen. He has a VERY strong arabic accent......
Immigration asked him why he came to this country....He says..."I came as a tourist, on a plane".....
now, in your BEST arab accent...you can immagine why he is now my ex!
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now see, If I had overheard that, I would have thought the same thing!!
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I simply replied " Coach, if you came out of the house and found some Hose on your steps you'd Trip too!"
its amazing how words can be used in different context but still get the point out huh?
I know, pretty lame...but it was funny when it happend!