To exchange telephone numbers ffs.......they obviously read the pm's though.....like I said....I put the numbers in numerically in one pm and spelled it in another.
Evening all, I am heading to Menorca for a week tomorrow on my tod lol. Always wanted to do a Reggie Perrin type thing and leave my clothes on a beach pmsl. Seriously though has anybody been to Menorca?.....anything worth seeing?. I am picking up a car at the airport so will be able to go where I like when I like lol. Thanking you all in advance
Not champions league stuff but i have just got back to my hotel room after watching my beloved blues beat Hamburg 2-1 but alas failing to progress to the semi finals of the UEFA cup but what a game and what an atmosphere, my voice has gone lol.
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. * A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
* If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. * If Mike , Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT:
* When the bill arrives, Mike , Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. * When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY:
* A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. * A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.
BATHROOMS:
* A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . * The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS:
* A woman has the last word in any argument. * Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE:
* A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. * A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS:
* A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. * A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE:
* A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. * A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.
DRESSING UP:
* A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. * A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL:
* Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. * Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING:
* Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. * A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY A married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!
SO, send this to the women who have a sense of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.
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Are PM's read on this site?
To exchange telephone numbers ffs.......they obviously read the pm's though.....like I said....I put the numbers in numerically in one pm and spelled it in another.