Anybody have any silly jokes?? (36)
engjaywexford, Wexford Ireland13 Threads 549 PostsWent to a wedding in Mississippi, wanted to toast the bride and groom, they said 'You can't do that here anymore!'
two flies on a tolet bowl, one got pissed off..
why did the jelly tot go to school? it wanted to be a smartie
hear about the magic tractor? went down the road and turned into a field.
what do u call a woman between two houses? elaine
what do u call a woman between two goalposts? anette
what do u call a man with a seagul on his head? cliff
why did the jelly tot go to school? it wanted to be a smartie
hear about the magic tractor? went down the road and turned into a field.
what do u call a woman between two houses? elaine
what do u call a woman between two goalposts? anette
what do u call a man with a seagul on his head? cliff
gorrestfump: two flies on a tolet bowl, one got pissed off..
why did the jelly tot go to school? it wanted to be a smartie
hear about the magic tractor? went down the road and turned into a field.
what do u call a woman between two houses? elaine
what do u call a woman between two goalposts? anette
what do u call a man with a seagul on his head? cliff
why did the jelly tot go to school? it wanted to be a smartie
hear about the magic tractor? went down the road and turned into a field.
what do u call a woman between two houses? elaine
what do u call a woman between two goalposts? anette
what do u call a man with a seagul on his head? cliff
and thats only the start aimee.. i could go on all day..
what do you call a man at a headstone wearing a raincoat ?
Max by graves
Max by graves
gorrestfump: and thats only the start aimee.. i could go on all day..
2 milk bottles in a fridge..one says: "" jez its old in here""
other says: "" why ya think i`ve me cap on!""
gorrestfump: and thats only the start aimee.. i could go on all day..
ah go on gimme a laugh
puggle: 2 milk bottles in a fridge..
one says: "" jez its old in here""
other says: "" why ya think i`ve me cap on!""
one says: "" jez its old in here""
other says: "" why ya think i`ve me cap on!""
puggle: 2 milk bottles in a fridge..
one says: "" jez its old in here""
other says: "" why ya think i`ve me cap on!""
one says: "" jez its old in here""
other says: "" why ya think i`ve me cap on!""
was meant to be...cold in here!! puggle: was meant to be...cold in here!!
two gay guys from sc otland...henry fitzwilliam and william fitzhenry
ah i cant put my jokes up they are too dirty 
What do you call 2 nuts on a wall?? Walnuts
What do you call 2 nuts on a chest ?? Chestnuts
What do you call 2 nuts on a chin ???? A bl**job
Still makes me laugh
What do you call 2 nuts on a chest ?? Chestnuts
What do you call 2 nuts on a chin ???? A bl**job
Still makes me laugh
ladylumps: What do you call 2 nuts on a wall?? Walnuts What do you call 2 nuts on a chest ?? Chestnuts What do you call 2 nuts on a chin ???? A bl**job
Still makes me laugh
Still makes me laugh
Two lesbian frogs were in bed. One says to the other, "It is true, we do taste like chicken".
Same here crazy legs I have some bad ones but anyway I showed them to the other cs members ha ha
Seven dwarfs in the bath feeling happy. Happy got out so they all felt grumpy
autumnstarlight: Seven dwarfs in the bath feeling happy. Happy got out so they all felt grumpy
thats a good one
Blonde wife calls hubby "Ive run out of petrol, but I'm scared to fill up because of that swine flu"
Husband says "daft cow its in Mexico not Texaco!
Husband says "daft cow its in Mexico not Texaco!
oh theyve started..da mexican flu jokes......wot did st patrick say as he drove the snakes outa ireland?
are ye all right in the back there ,lads?
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