Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)

RE: So I Met This Guy...

I'll have you know that most women find me irresistable when they see me in my Tibetan thingy..... .....talk about PANACHE!!....

RE: So I Met This Guy...

Here's another one I just made up by myself.....

"Life is like a box of chocolates, and then he married one.....".....

or....

"Marriage is like a box of chocolates, the picture on the outside always looks better than what's inside...."....nah......

How's this?.....

Marriage is like a chocolate....warm abnd tasty at the start, a little gooey in the middle, and you get sick when you've had too much...."

RE: So I Met This Guy...

Here's another one:

"Life is like a box of chocolates, I've eaten all the nutty one's...only the jelly ones left....yuck!!"......

Nah....that lacks a certain "panache" too, innit?

RE: Birds .....

I love that!!!.....

I think that'll be what I want on my gravestone...."He was happy til he died"......

RE: So I Met This Guy...

Here's a line I've just seen from someone's profile:

Life is like therapy - Real expensive, with no guarantees..."

RE: So I Met This Guy...

Age difference - 10-12 years max, if it's more, you may, repeat may, have generational issues, etc.... 15 years for me would already be too much....

Separated?....In online dating, that can mean anything from having a short term split with a partner, to living in another state...use discretion. At the same time, at least that person is stating the fact....there are some people who are in a relationship, and tell you they are single....be really sceptical here, a lot of what you read is not true....

Therapy?...never been there....If you need therapy as a couple, you're already in trouble, and the quality of the therapy depends entirely on the therapist. Pay your money, and take your chance. I hope I never need it....I still believe in the power of communication. If you and your partner can sit and talk things out, and you have a mutual desire to resolve issues, then you don't need a mediator...self-help is always better...

RE: Men, do you have a pet name for your.......

How about Willy Whimpa??.....

RE: INITIATORY EVENTS...

And brandishing your lance while you go.....Sir Lungealot.....

RE: INITIATORY EVENTS...

....you make it sound so much fun mate!!.....don't get all maudlin on us now....

RE: Made in China

Hey, who knows?...maybe thru the pressure of global warming and the development of renewabale energy, Europe can lead the way, and reenergise it's economy, and maybe compete with China....brave new World....

RE: What kind of lover are you...???

Yikes!!....

RE: What kind of lover are you...???

39, going on 28, and frisky......lol..

...yeah, young of mind counts, counts, counts....that makes me 12, I suppose.....

RE: What kind of lover are you...???

RE: What kind of lover are you...???

Valid question...but don't expect any valid answers.....men will consistently over-estimate themselves.....what else can you expect?....women lie about their age, men lie about their performance.....c'est la vie........



PS:...I'm an incredible lover, btw......

RE: I like Pickles

Pickles and Mustard....what a great combination!!....you guys deserve each other....

RE: Made in China

Forget your caves stocked with tinned food...come to Malta....we've got fish farms galore all over the bays....but unfortunately alongside each enclosure, a fish factory-boat lies anchored, ready to take the fish back to Japan!!!!......this is nuts!!!!

RE: Made in China

....bloody right, Sheila.....and the shrimps on the barbie come from Vietnam!!!....!!!

RE: INITIATORY EVENTS...

Yup....it's the maltese version of "Chasing the Yankee Dollar" or, as it is known today...."Chasing the Inflationary Euro".....Eh, mela...you wanna fish n' chips? ...you gotta fish n' chips.....waddever yawanta, ya gotta.....now just give me ya Lira....

RE: Made in China

...thanks for the end-of-show-cartoons.....lol

RE: INITIATORY EVENTS...

No...initiation in Malta...is to walk thru the seething hordes of bloated white british tourists and not run screaming for the first exit...why on earth does this race of people, who seemingly exist on an exclusive diet of deep fried fish and chips, and copious amounts of beer, seem to think that it is entirely appropriate that when they arrive in an exotic summer location, that it is acceptable to strip down to the waist and walk around with their ivory white beer guts hanging over their shorts ( and that includes the women!!)..??.....this is my perennial summer initiation in Malta...

RE: Made in China

Heinz...expand your repetoire mate.....rubbing your clothes with tomato ketchup is icky....messy.....choose another plant form....

RE: Thankyou for the "1"

....I love it!!.....that's really funny....honesty is so refreshing....wanna date?....

RE: playlist - song(s) of the day

Well, it's raining here!!!....

RE: At what age do you think the ....

Still a virgin....

RE: At what age do you think the ....

Fifteen....

RE: playlist - song(s) of the day

Riyanna...My Umbrella....

Your weather, and how it affects you...

I've just arrived back in Switzerland......true to form, it is cold, and the heavens opened last night already....it is cold, wet, and miserable. However, because I work in synthetic illumination for most of the day, to be honest, weather doesn't affect me much, until I have to go out in it....

What's your weather today, and how do you feel about it?

RE: SUCCESSES HERE ...?

RE: How do you cope with irritating people?

Enuff! Enuff, he sorely cried
T'was late and he was knackered
You've done me in, you lousy Knight
My head and heart you've hammered

Will leave this jest with brooding brow
Come morn a battle brewing
I will return, I will return!!
To see your downfall doing!!

Enough!!

RE: How do you cope with irritating people?

Well, if you're going to get him one, get one for me too...I could do with some hair....