Revenge is sweet....Blonde jokes for women..... ..Good one..
Here's another...
A loving couple was celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary, privately, at home with a couple of bottles of champagne. A bit tipsy and feeling very intimate the husband turns to his wife and asks, "Tell me truthfully, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"
"Well," she replied, "since you ask, to tell you the truth I have been unfaithful on three occasions."
"What? How could you?"
"Let me tell you about it," she said. "The first time was back when we were first married. You needed open heart surgery and we didn't have the money, so I went to bed with the surgeon and got him to operate for free."
"Gee! That was noble of you. And, besides, I guess I should be grateful. But, tell me, what about the second time?"
"Do you remember that VP of Sales promotion you desperately wanted, and they were going to pass you over for someone else? Well, I went to bed with the President and he gave you the job."
"Hell, I think I could have done it on my own. But, then again, I guess I should be grateful. And so, what about the third time?"
"Do you remember two years ago when you wanted to become president of the Golf Club, and you were missing 53 votes..."
Dear Dragon, I looked and looked, but couldn't find George Non-Skid Stainless Steel Bush in your list.... I think you should have a little word with your new friend Mr Bargain Elementary Google...
Dear Mr President, Excuse me for not being informed...I haven't been around long enough to work you out...but if you include yourself in the list of Rulers Of the World...then I suppose I am behind the times.....my transgression will not be repeated...
Yes, I think a server with a hard-on would be really bad news....it would probably start acting like some male homo-sapien macho and block access to all men, while allowing women to surf at will....
You Capitalist Fisherwoman...you're never happy, are you?? A good sized fish is not enough for you, you always want more!!..More!! ...Are you never satisfied??... Ok, we get the message....size counts.....
Yeah...but it costing me $37.25 a day....you can never trust info on the internet....trust, but verify is what I say....I'm living in a guy's boat...I look after it, he doesn't charge me rental, the bilge pump is dodgy, the toilet doesn't work (so you can only go at night)...and I'm sick of living on tuna fish opened with a swiss army knife....but at least I got Google..!!
Hey!!...that's my line!...I was a fisherman in my previous life....but we ran out of fish...and after seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, I'll go for that job in my next...
"Yarr! Weigh anchor! Hoist the mizzen! Savvy, ye scallywag?!" “Or ye will be in Davey Jones' locker soon, ye Landlubbers!”
Well...you have to have the right equipment to land one of those big fish...now how is a little dragonfly going to pull in a 300 lb tuna???...you must have a very big boat!!...
Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)
..Good one..
Oops, sorry, better not shake my hand otherwise you'll get it too...
RE: Malta is so small, so small that
Hoe gaan dit meisiekind?...