Malta is so small, so small that (98)
cristinaLisbon, North Holland Netherlands286 Threads 10 Polls 17,243 Posts...one call is enough to bring everybody here!
Hoe gaan dit meisiekind?...
ik ben goede, alles goede met je ook?
A little flu, but we're on the mend...!!
I agree . When one is making love the whole island shakes and often a few a fall in the sea . That is why making love during the night is unlawful in Malta .. A good explanation for why so many Maltese spend their time on the Net .. NO se... till daylight
till daylightcall Brunette, she will help you with something!
Sorry to hear about that. Be strong ok?Do what you gotta do!
Sorry to hear about that. Be strong ok?Do what you gotta do!
unlawful? Really?
Yeah, it's unlawful...very strict....so people procreate by secretly transferring spores when shaking hands....you see a lot of that there...if the women is laughing, and the handshake lasts longer than normal, then you know for sure that they're at it...
Could you explain how the Maltese men transfer the spores to their hands please 
That means those whom do not wash their hands could easily get pregnant when visiting Malta ?
That means those whom do not wash their hands could easily get pregnant when visiting Malta ?
scientificly clever!
That's sounds to be a high probability!mmmm
That's sounds to be a high probability!mmmm
Exactly my point....more women tourists, and fetching russian students are reporting mysterious cases of pregnancy after spending time in Malta...it is thought that with so many spores floating around, a woman could actually conceive by simply taking a bus ride...
Maltese men are known for their high potency, and thier proclivity to sow spores...another theory maintains that spores are carried on the wind at night. Advice to travellers to Malta....close your window, or sleep in your underwear...so Malta is becoming known as the Bermuda Triangle of Conception....
Maltese men are known for their high potency, and thier proclivity to sow spores...another theory maintains that spores are carried on the wind at night. Advice to travellers to Malta....close your window, or sleep in your underwear...so Malta is becoming known as the Bermuda Triangle of Conception....
i see maltese man waiting at the platform for the ships coming with full women tourists...welcoming them with their strong, macho proclive hands! mmmm Well, why do you think the first thing Maltese men do when they meet a woman is shake her hand??....
When a place is predominatly touristic, everyone gets ready for an easy shaking hand, party, cause they are friendly, you know?...this happens everywhere:exotic or non exotic touristic islands!
Shaking hands is an art - not just a quick shake and 'thank you M'am'!
Why don't you volunteer to help him yourself Cristina, since you're still available ... unlike me I don't have much time for this these days!
I don't have much time for this these days!cause you are in Malta!
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