RE: Missing a Stranger

Miss Tart,
Frankly yes, I'd be very worried.....if you need a consultation in my offices, my fee is paid in advance, please contact my reception...
Thank you in advance...,
Dr von Budgiebar

RE: Gold Digger the Ad

Sir Rusty Codpiece,
Give me a break... I am clearly out of the 500K market due to my age and miserable IQ....a guy's gotta make a living somehow....

PS: if you do hook up with Miss Tart, my charge is 10% of your divorce settlement, ok?...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Gold Digger the Ad

Forget the 500K Sir Knight...what you need is a woman with an intellect to match your own.....may I suggest the lady on the following link, she is a statistician of some serious renown and she is looking for someone with a brilliant mind. I thought immediately of you....
With respect,
Your humble servant,
Slag

RE: Gold Digger the Ad

KT gets the reward for the funniest contribution to a thread theme.....henceforth he will be known by the handle "Oh Great Tapir-Killer"....

RE: Gold Digger the Ad

No, I disagree.....she is looking for marriage, not pleasure...she is clearly looking to marry into a particular asset class....she's looking for a legal contract, not a fling....so pleasure has nothing to do with it, this is serious shopping here....

RE: Gold Digger the Ad

Ok..I'm going to switch sides here and play devil's advocate ok??....


The lady has stated that she is looking for a guy who makes half a million a year in New York City. A 1/2 million per annum in NYC is today no big deal....as she said, it's positively middle class...So what she is really saying is, she's looking for a reasonably respectable, well-educated, reasonably successful, young guy who wants a spectacularly beautiful young woman as his wife....is it fair to brand her a golddigger??...isn't that kinda what all young women are looking for???...perhaps we do her an injustice....perhaps she is simply stating the obvious, and we should respect her for her honesty....? Comments welcome...

I buy what Cherscic is saying....if instead of a Spell-checker there was an "Honesty-checker", then half our profiles would probably change overnight, right??....what would yours say???..

RE: Gold Digger the Ad

Guitarman seems to have deserrted us....I beg to differ to your last comment Sir....the lady in question IS special....apart from her can-opening abilities, she is extremely focused about what she wants...she has good writing ability, and she is quite creative and original...and don't forget!!...honest!
Of course, she is beautiful and desireable....perhaps these are exactly the attributes that a New York broker or options Trader finds appealing...I would wager that the lady has had some interesting propositions...you just never know!
...I think I feel another TV series coming on....it's title?...something like "Rich man, poor Chick"....a weekly competition to see how creative blue collar beauties can get hunting rich dudes....(sorry, I've already copyrighted it!!!)...tongue

RE: Gold Digger the Ad

Guitarman, loved your post, but where's the response you were talking about??....

RE: how much exercise do u really need

Yes ma'am...professor

RE: 7 deadly sins...

Can I breath out again please...???....rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: how much exercise do u really need

Insights into maltese culture....everybody walks here!!!...5 am in the morning, and streams of them are already power-walking along the promenade!!...yihaaaa!...banana

RE: 7 deadly sins...

What sort of game are you playing??....hahah...those sort of directions any man can follow blindfolded!!....here I come, ready or not!!!rolling on the floor laughing laugh banana

RE: how much exercise do u really need

Awesome!!...you're exhausting!!...sigh devil smitten

RE: 7 deadly sins...

Could be an interesting ride, but don't women give lousy directions???....I could take a wrong turn and land myself in hot water!!...yikes!...wow

RE: Sick leave

hahahah hahahaha!!!!...Loved it!!...rolling on the floor laughing laugh banana applause

RE: 7 deadly sins...

Sinsational?....yes, as they say, the Road to Destruction is lined with Awesome Choices....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: 7 deadly sins...

And Sloth begets Wrath....very mad

RE: 7 deadly sins...

Let's not forget the 8th Deadly Sin...to wake up on Monday morning, with no milk for your coffee....
frustrated

RE: 7 deadly sins...

What??!!...no vanilla ice cream??...frustrated

RE: 7 deadly sins...

Don't forget the apple pie!!!...rolling on the floor laughing laugh

RE: What a beautiful day!

I'll have to revisit Goya...when I think of skies, Monet and Turner come more to mind....but it's interesting that here in Europe plein aire painting is absolutely out of vogue, altho it was invented here.... whereas in the US, it has a huge following....

RE: Are there any normal men out there

Sweet....lol....abnormal is my natural state I think....ha ha...devil angel

RE: 7 deadly sins...

Ah yes...saving your sins for later then....rolling on the floor laughing laugh

RE: What a beautiful day!

I think the point of reference would be the Impressionists.....work plein aire....as they did...drag your canvas out there and paint from nature....it's so honest....it's always an incredible challenge very difficult to do well...but an exhilirating experience...!!

RE: 7 deadly sins...

Greedy??...you hardly ate anything!!!...confused

RE: 7 deadly sins...

Sorry I sinned..oops!....I wickied again....blushing blushing

RE: 7 deadly sins...

You show me, then I'll show you....you first plah-ease....

RE: 7 deadly sins...

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana cheering

RE: 7 deadly sins...

1 The sins

1.1 Lust (Latin, luxuria)
1.2 Gluttony (Latin, gula)
1.3 Greed (also known as Avarice) (Latin, avaritia)
1.4 Sloth (Latin, acedia)
1.5 Wrath (Latin, ira)
1.6 Envy (Latin, invidia)
1.7 Pride (Latin, superbia)

scold

RE: What a beautiful day!

I think I want to be a painter of skies.....this place is all sky...and just a sliver of land....and it changes all the time...

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