Vee hafff vays unden menaski to mage u learnalotti.....und venn use don't, zenn vee fill paddle youse bottomski!!....pay attention!!!...ziis ish zeeee Inglesiosi Klassi....!!
Love is.....our dangly bits hanging side by side on the same washing line.....what a beautiful site....!! hmmmm..at least my underpants don't have a hole in the middle.....
Never ever give up your career for a partnership.....unless the circumstances are extreme and unique....your first responsibility is to yourself and your own survival. An ex of mine was a diplomat...you have the same problem. Your choices are just very limited. You have to find a man who will pick up and go with you....difficult, but not impossible. Find another diplomat, or military, or retired golfer, or home boy or artist. They are out there.
Bring it over to Malta on your holiday...that'll save you having to spread your legs around a cold hard motor bike.....a limo is much more your style madame....
Yeah...good idea...that should be included in the wedding vows...."I promise to love you in sickness and in health, wether you're in your washed out track suit, or your little black thing, wether you're wearing a face pack, haven't brushed your teeth since Friday, and your hair looks like a collapsed chocolate cake....I solemnly swear to love you...."...til death us do part...
Well, I can only assume that with the traffic in and out of "Bungalow Jacko" in the last week or so....you have probably run out of Panadol by now??.....keep a stiff upper lip mate, it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it....
Hit the nail on the head!!!...bingo!....hell for me would be an endless shopping trip...I detest it.....however, a shopping trip to help a lady make an aesthetic choice of underwear.....well, I am prepared to suffer all sorts of indignities for the pleasure, that's more like heaven.....who's going underwear shopping???....:-)))))))))
If your spray-painted your codpiece bright yellow, Sir Knight, you would never have a fear of any avalanche....it would stick out like a veritable beacon in the snow.....with or without help from rigorous Marti....
All talk , no action...only periodically do I rise to the occasion...still a work in progress.....have read the instruction manual...done all the courses.....but need to learn the practical 'in the field' as it were........on a scale of 1 to 10...I'm probably a 5.....now please, anybody for a foot massage??....but u gotta have nice underwear!!....
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RE: Am Sorry !!!
I forgive you...and I forgive you for the fact that it took you so bloody long to see it!!!!....