I didn't wee in Jacko's garden, and I was too busy running from randy ganders to do much gardening at all...
....the only reason why Jacko is trying to lure ladies down his garden path, is he needs the lawn mowed and manicured, and his chrome piping frankly could do with a bit of buffing .....in exchange he'd be very willing to trim your bush, I would imagine........
Ahem......(clearing his throat, straightening....his y-front....)
"The breasts of a barmaid from Yale, were tattoed with the price of brown ale, while on her behind, for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille."
Said the Cardinal to Mother Superior "Your singing is quite inferior!" She,not to be crass, she show some real class And said,"Sir, you can kiss my posterior!"
I just have no exact idea when I'm back in Malta...at this stage, I'm just aiming for sometime in the first week.....but you know how crazy December is.....
Hot hot hot....!!! 3 weeks ago...blew my mind...she pinned me up against her car, grabbed me and locked her mouth onto mine, stuck her tongue in....wow!!...I felt like I was 16 again...incredible....
Yes, it's that damned trunk of his that gets out of control every time....I'll take a 12-bore just in case he needs a shot across the bows....the sight of all those women in one group may be too much for him...I''ll try and make it, I'm sure you could use an extra chaperone to help out...
Count me in if I am in Malta by that time....what's the dress code??...safari with pith helmet??...what sort of bore would you suggest? Would a 12-bore do it?...I hear the wildlife is rather...well, wild....
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RE: The little things that drive women wild!!!!!!!
The little things that.....hmmmmmm...let me guess....Lacy underwear, love notes on a pillow, regular messages of love and devotion per sms.....
invitations to impromtu candlelight dinners, telephone calls just to say I love you.......
a back rub on Sunday night......a foot massage on Saturday night......
when you take out the trash without being asked.......telling her her new hairstyle is smashing.....
...little things that go bump..hump in the night.....
help me here...I'm running out of ideas ladies.....!!