Ok...here goes....(you asked for Smoky, but sorry, you got me instead....)
You do a made-for-american-TV docu-drama on eastern block brides and how they have faired in their sagas....you follow them as they have met their men, travelled to the west, and gone on to become either failures, or successes, or something inbetween....?? What about that?...(don't crush me now, ok?...I thought it was a good idea....)
I understand fully mate.....I drift off quite often myself....but usually my consort obliges by slapping me smartly in the face so that I may continue.....
It could get worse....I could fail miserably at all my endeavours, except the one to become a spectacular drunk, and then I spend my evenings terrorizing fresh young things with bad grammar making their debuts on CS....
RE: WHY SHOULD ANYBODY SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIFE WITH YOU ?..WHAT ARE YOU LIKE IN BED ?..AND TO SPEND
Only kidding.....