RE: WHY SHOULD ANYBODY SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIFE WITH YOU ?..WHAT ARE YOU LIKE IN BED ?..AND TO SPEND

Only kidding.....

banana

RE: WHY SHOULD ANYBODY SPEND THE REST OF THEIR LIFE WITH YOU ?..WHAT ARE YOU LIKE IN BED ?..AND TO SPEND

The rest of their lives..??....I was thinking, why would someone want to spend the weekend with me...

laugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue

....reminds me of Graucho Marx's comment..."I wouldn't want to belong to any club that would be prepared to accept me..."

Ship, why don't you form a club for guys like us?...

Members T-Shirt mission statement: "Incorrigable, unmarriageable, impossible, unemployable, unshaven, and bring me a beer while you're there..."

banana head banger cheering

RE: A Bit Of Humour...

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

devil

RE: A Bit Of Humour...

Marriage isn’t a word, it’s a sentence.

laugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: A Bit Of Humour...

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

banana

RE: A Bit Of Humour...

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.

laugh

RE: A Bit Of Humour...

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have.
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: A Bit Of Humour...

professor

The nicest thing about a nudist wedding is you don't have to ask
- you can see who the best man is.

rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: A Bit Of Humour...

rolling on the floor laughing

What's a girl like you, doing in a nice place like this?

RE: A Bit Of Humour...

Having a smoking section in a restaurant is a little like having a peeing section in a pool.

frustrated doh

RE: Being Avoided

rolling on the floor laughing laugh rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Golf Accident

Hmmmm....maybe it's time to take up golf.......

laugh rolling on the floor laughing

RE: lovemaking perfomer

I thought I was safe with that....we don't get snickers in Malta, do we??....rolling on the floor laughing laugh help

RE: Next CS Meet

yeah yeah yeah...I can see how this is shaping up.....the girls will end up getting the bed, and the guys will get the dog basket...

.scold

RE: the ultimate auction

Bottles??!!....don't know how to spell the word.....!!

RE: the ultimate auction

If you insist...You're old-fashioned....happy now?

RE: the ultimate auction

Well, with what you've got in your closets...you could buy 5 genies....!!!...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If you could choose to change ....

Ok...here goes....(you asked for Smoky, but sorry, you got me instead....)

You do a made-for-american-TV docu-drama on eastern block brides and how they have faired in their sagas....you follow them as they have met their men, travelled to the west, and gone on to become either failures, or successes, or something inbetween....?? What about that?...(don't crush me now, ok?...I thought it was a good idea....)

banana applause

RE: Next CS Meet

Well that's sweet....good nite to you too, fair maiden....wave

RE: Next CS Meet

sleep sleep cool sleep sleep wine

RE: Next CS Meet

Well, with Cherscic it's difficult to tell wether she's enjoying it, or falling asleep!!!....maybe both!!!....
doh

RE: Next CS Meet

I understand fully mate.....I drift off quite often myself....but usually my consort obliges by slapping me smartly in the face so that I may continue.....laugh rolling on the floor laughing banana

RE: Next CS Meet

Explain yourself Jacko.....do you fall asleep on the job, or the lady?...or both of you??....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: If you could choose to change ....

Yummy!!...did you ever get any offers of an underhand naturel from businessmen in arrears??...Oh, do tell.....!!...blushing blushing banana

RE: If you could choose to change ....

Ok ok...enough about me and my drinking habits...what about you Smoky....???...c'mon, spill the beans babe....applause

RE: If you could choose to change ....

Tax inspector!!??....did you wear a short skirt doing your rounds??...devil grin

RE: If you could choose to change ....

It could get worse....I could fail miserably at all my endeavours, except the one to become a spectacular drunk, and then I spend my evenings terrorizing fresh young things with bad grammar making their debuts on CS....

sigh devil doh

RE: If you could choose to change ....

Nah...changed my mind....a fisherman, like the guy out of 'Old man and the Sea'....

RE: Next CS Meet

Incredible.....Cherscic hijacks this entire thread with her sleeping arrangements!!!....

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana

RE: Next CS Meet

Before you let Cherscic sleep on the Cisque bed, make sure the bottles are empty!!...scold

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