Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)

RE: I am a lyricswriter,look 4 people who are intrested in this field

Hi Marone9
,...why don't u tell us what fascinates you in Puerto Rico??...and how come you write in so many languages, and so little in your own??...thanks for your interesting profile....wow!!

RE: I am a lyricswriter,look 4 people who are intrested in this field

Damian, I would stick with my day job, if I were you.....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

I cannot deny it....going free to a good home.....(pant pant)....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Aaaah....there's nothing like a pointed object thru the chest from a beautiful woman....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Careful with indecent proposals Sir Knight, yon damsel has lots of suitors on this golden isle.....everytime I see a shapely blonde in a baseball cap, I get this irrisistable urge to chase her and bark at her rear fender..!!...and look!!!..my tails wagging again!!....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Some jokes for Cherscic this morning becos she's sick...

What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife?
45 lbs

What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband?

45 minutes

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Why do men want to marry virgins?
They can't stand criticism.

Why is it so hard for women to find men that are
sensitive, caring, and good-looking?
Because those men already have boyfriends.

What's the difference between a new husband and a new
dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you

What makes men chase women they have no intention of
marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no
intention of driving.

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

I was...I did...managed to get one hand free tho, my left one....so excuse my ba!£$6d typing this morning.....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

That's an interesting visual!!....a man dressed in a suit of armour, visor down, chainmail around his knees, bending over, getting punished by his old lady.....

Moral of the story??...Never turn your back on a chick in a baseball cap, dark glasses, and a cane in her hand!!!...

RE: If you would ever marry....

Jungle Trekking thru Costa Rican jungle followed by kayaking from Colombia to Panama.....if the honeymoon survived it, I know the marraige would too....

RE: guys can have one night stands ladies what do you think of having boy toy

I used to be a toyboy, but I don't think my batteries are making good contact anymore....

RE: Mindless Wonders

Mindless jokes....

What is a Yankee?
The same as a Quickie, but a guy can do it alone.

RE: Next CS Meet

Who's up for a beer or three tommorrow (Friday) night?...Bugibba is such a den of Iniquity, I'm sure we can find a pub that'll accept even us....please give me advance warning if more than 20 good souls intend pitching up...

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Exactly!!!...I knew there was a glow somewhere, but she turned the lights back on!!!....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Sorry, I forgot...If men sweat, then women perspire....if men get older, then women "mature"....I was forgetting my manners...

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Well, I call it my "Tough Love with Olives" approach.....wouldn't want to spoil you now, would I??....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Sorry, I forgot....you're right...this is the thread for "Old Ladies".....would you prefer that title??....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Yes yes, you're the best....call me anything you like, you sweet talker you...now can I have another olive please....

RE: hello everybody..

Your'e alright mate...hola!...welcome..

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

You're the best baby!!....lol..hahaha....I enjoyed that...better than olives and bread, that was...

RE: Missing Profile Picture

Dear, the only reason why they removed your picture is...you're not supposed to show full frontal nudity with yourself and your latest french lingerie.....if you insist, you can send them to me privately.....thanks....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Next time ya do that, please be so kind as to make sure you change your socks....."aged" is something I like in my wine, but not my olives....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

No wonder she needs a siesta....she was juggling olives with her toes until midnite last nite....

RE: Solve mysteries!

Thanks...while you're at it, make mine a quattro stagioni....

RE: what do you first notice!

What do I first notice?...if that's the question, it's impossible to answer....from what distance??....100 metres?....across a barroom?....next to me in the bus??....on a webcam??....let's narrow it down a bit here please....

RE: Missing Profile Picture

Wasn't me...I prefer the puppies frankly....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

I thought this was supposed to be a desert island!!??....if it rains like this, where are the mangrove swamps then??...

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Which movie??..."The Mexican" with Brad Pitt....and if you start crying when the bride dies, I'll forgive ya....as long as we can share the tissues...

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Means...Gotto go kill a dragon" in that tijuana drawl of mine....

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Having a ball babe....gotto go, the boss is calling....enjoy the Ferrari, I'll stick with my Vespa...

RE: 'Old Ladies' are pretty smart

Ok, ok ok....I'll admit....we just missed ya...and it's not the same without you, and I just hate that slimy Gaucho, and I never thought I'd get ditched for a knobbly cucumber.....you've broken my heart babe.... ...can't we make up?...I could even learn to love broccolli...