Excellent!!...I'll start working on my hunting skills right away.....oh, another thing...could you get a really good-looking, rich, well-hung Maasai Warrior for Awesome??..otherwise she's gonna be really pissed off with me...
Luscious, 2 weeks on CS and you'll have your young stud, no problem.....and if they all reject you, what the heck, I'll marry you!!....but only on condition that we get dressed up like Masaai warriors, drink blood and milk together, and I get to kill a lion with my long spear...that should put some hair on my chest!!!..Uhuru, Hambagashle and Tally-ho!!!
Luscious, you will see in the end that old guys are much easier to please than the young studs..why deal with all that high-maintenance testosterone??...all you have to do to keep us happy is spoon feed us our porridge in the morning, keep us from dribbling too much, run your fingers lovingly thru our toupees, and push us around for half an hour daily in our wheels chairs...and we're all smiles!!!...
Woof woof!!...pant pant.....with babes like you, who needs clients!?....$$$$$ $$$$$...oops!...I think I just messed on the carpet again.....ok, I'll go back to my box now...
Confucious say she who ride bicycle thingy with tractor seat, ends up with bum looking like tractor seat....I'd go with the straight and narrow....Ouch!...
I saw another documentary of an american woman who fell in love with a Bedouhin/Arab who lived in a cave dwelling community....married the guy, and had kids, wrote a book, incredible story...seemed to work out fine..
Bicycle saddles.....it's a funny thing...y'know those narrow racing saddles that'll either steal your virginity or emasculate you if you spend half an hour on them......??...well, spend a day on them and somehow your body gets used to it....I had to do it once..3 days in a row...If it was that bad, do you really think those cyclists in the Tour de France could handle it??...
Gosh....the last time I was called a puppy was when I left a puddle on the carpet and was sent to my room...!!
Please don't Kill Time...it dies quite well on it's own...minute by minute....each to his own, that's what I say....
Why am I waxing so philisophical tonite..??...I have just watched Ahmadinejad (typo) give his 40 minute speech to the UN.....how come a man who is listed as a world threat parses his speech with so many references to world peace and love??? If I had to take speeches at face value, I would take him over Bush....ever heard Bush talk about love respect and peace??.... It's all a little confusing methinks...you can't tell anymore who's friend or foe...
I think I'll just retire, eat yummy hot peanut butter and toast, and dream of a pillow fight followed by hot words and honey....yumm!!...
PS: This thread was supposed to be about german girls???...whatever happened to them??
I knew it!!...you drive around Cologne naked on your Harley with your hair in the wind....yes!!!..I always thought I had seen you somewhere before!!....
Dear Ul, You sound pretty handy with your machete....which accessories do you like chopping off most??......and what do they call you three floors down??...Indiana Jill..??....
Uli, Yes, quite so.....she's 23 years older than you...
She had the "pout"....a mouth that rivalled Claudia Cardinale's and Brigitte Bardot's....it could bring grown men to their knees and ruin marraiges on sight, just by a simple visit to the Cinema on a Saturday afternoon....
if you wanna know how to cripple men with your lips...check out the link below....you may find it useful sometime...
No Marti...I think this time you've really done it....your potions should have health warnings printed on them like.."May Be dangerous to YOUR HEALTH" or..."Could kill or Explode your Dangly Bits..."
YOUR WORLD!!!...which one is that??...flopping about in THE BAY of Budgerieba or tearing around the kasBAHS of GOZO in an antique coal-fired sub-compact???
My life of riding a pitch-black stallion through the landscape lancing at will are thus sadly ended....instead I may well end up fishing the Straits of St Paul's with a whimpy limpy rod with the only thing to ride being an ugly old nag with saddle sores........
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RE: To all Caucasian males.
Excellent!!...I'll start working on my hunting skills right away.....oh, another thing...could you get a really good-looking, rich, well-hung Maasai Warrior for Awesome??..otherwise she's gonna be really pissed off with me...