RE: Holy Grail

You are a squire and a gentleman sir!!...I owe you a beer and a friendly kick in the shin...I'll have to come in my heavily pregnant woman disguise....or alterenatively, a short fat bald mafioso dude... (all I need for that one is a fedora and a guitar case...)...banana

RE: Norwegian girls

How's life Rusty?...how was the fine dining last nite?

RE: Norwegian girls

Hallo Uli...wie gehts?...I didn't realize you had moved from fashion photographer to matchmaking on the internet...u clever girl you...CS probably pay you commission....laugh

RE: Holy Grail

Yup!!...can't wait.!!...I'll give you a shout just before we jettison the sandbags over Gozo...ok?

RE: Norwegian girls

Yeah...me...Ignore the photo of the old codger in the photo, that's just a cover and a protection from all the perverts and weirdos on the internet...that's my dad's half brother who left for Africa 20 years ago, we heard later he was trampled by an enraged elephant. ...We always wondered what he did to piss the elephant off so much.....
....What can I do for you???....confused dunno

RE: One for the Ladies

Smoky, don't be so high maintenance...Peter asked for ONE attribute....

"REAL HONEST DECENCY...."...that's three!!...aren't u pushing it a bit??....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Holy Grail

Oh for crying out loud!!!...what a lot of hot air!!!!...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ....and One for the Men....

Pete, you can call me Lag or Slag, depending on how I'm behaving....forget the 22 part, that was a long time ago....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ....and One for the Men....

Us guys were having a coffee on Saturday, and one of them said he saw in interview on an american channel about business leaders...the CEO of Match.com said that they have access to huge amounts of data, on millions of people dating all around the world....and they can see which women get the most hits, and why.... etc..(yes, you guessed it, all of our mails are open to analysis..) ...and their research shows two main trends....men basically go for looks, and women basically go for money. If the babe has a bod, and she's a stunner, most men are going to forget about any other priority they may have....and women are basically looking to see how well-off the guy is, and if he has a stable job....there you have it...brutal, but true...

RE: ....and One for the Men....

Answer the question, dammit!!...laugh

RE: ....and One for the Men....

I'm not qualified to answer this question, I will in due course, when I've grown up....conversing

RE: have you ever...

Fire, I was pretty clear about what I meant, but now that I've read your post, I am totally confused!!...laugh

No, what I meant was, these days I'm suspicious of people who don't post a photo. And even in my case, when you correspond with them daily for two weeks , you still don't get a photo...!!..How about that!?? Gotta be hiding something, I'd say...

If a woman sent me a nekked pic, firstly I would assume that it's not her, and secondly....oh
why are we discussing this!???...no woman would ever send me a naked picture anyway...!!laugh

RE: MEETING SOMEONE THE FIRST TIME

Well, how will we tell you two apart??!!...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: MEETING SOMEONE THE FIRST TIME

Yeah, we know....it's only on the second date that you pitch up in drag....innit?..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: hey people......

That's ok...just don't spill the wine!!!!!....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: OMG… 1,400 Men in 6 Months!!!

Excellent....!!!!...a total screamer...!!!...man! there have been some good one's today!!

RE: BICYCLE SADDLES ...

You can ride on my tandem anytime baby....just bring your GPS, ok?....we gonna need it...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: have you ever...

Well, if I have to choose between a naked photo or nothing at all, I'll take naked, thanks...lol!!!....I can't stand people who hide behind anonymous profiles, then expect you to get into a long correspondence with them...if you seen me, I expect to see you...and if I don't see you, then I have to assume, you're hiding something...right??

RE: MEETING SOMEONE THE FIRST TIME

The first question that pops into my mind is..."Shall I?"....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: make a word from the last letter of the word above

Need

RE: how did you choose your profile name and why.

People like me who had great parenting can't even come close to relating...only offer support..my condolences for a lost youth...comfort

RE: Cyba.Ketchup´s Tomato, Bar.5...ALL welcome...!

Gonna miss ya Sis!...bon voyage!!!..come back some time, willya!

RE: Cyba.Ketchup´s Tomato, Bar.5...ALL welcome...!

Marti,
Much better now!!...ate a curry last nite, killed every last bug, almost me too! Thanx!!banana

RE: Narcissism

Speaking from experience???...

RE: BICYCLE SADDLES ...

Morning, you are wise beyond your years!!!...being lost is maybe better than being found....the journey is the point, not the destination.....!!!... travelling wiil always be more interesting than arriving....nicht wahr??...

RE: Narcissism

Yes, but a narcissist doesnt have a post-it stuck on his forehead...the situation unfolds much like a one-night-stand...looks exciting to begin with, but you feel used the morning after...you need some caution and skill to recognise the warning signs...Caveat Emptor...scold

RE: WHY DO WOMEN

Hey Bee, you brought up your cool chick for the first 3 years!!! Now that.....is seriously cool, way dude!! (full of admiration) applause

RE: Thinking

Yeah....snuggable is the word...thanks for sharing the emotion...very brave...applause

RE: Personal Question . . .

Seg, a total screamer!!!!

RE: where you take me on the first date

If you don't smile mate, she'll probably take you to do the laundry....laugh

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