WE all think LJ is the hottest chick on CS.....pity about her boyfriend tho....seems to be suffering from some form of "Ostrich Syndrome"....maybe it's shyness...???...
But I am being nice, dammit....!!...I offered to introduce her to Cherry Cream!!...you should see when when I'm being nasty.....it's all relative....I'll leave 'nice' up to the rest of you.....every barrel needs a bad apple....that's wot I say.....
Brainy, if we were all toys, you'd get first prize for being original.....you would need a little make-over before I could call you wildly creative, but for that I would rather introduce you to CherryCream, who was probably just as innocent as you before she got the hots for truckdrivers....so what type of toys do you go for??.....
Smoky...I had to sign back in when I read your great post....
is it too late to change my career choice???....after reading your input, I think in my next life I would like to be a camp Interior Designer.....working for rich russian oilygarchs....can you imagine??!!....scenes out of Doctor Zhivago....and all the brides would look like Julie Christie and Awesome.....gosh, how exciting, I think I'll have baroque dreams tonite.....
PS: Don't worry about the arrangements...., Petrushka, my curvy little sidekick, will take care of everything....Tally ho...
A non drunk writer??...there is only one uniform my dear.......pyjamas, with a long flowing robe, like Rodin's culpture of Honoré Balzac.....know it?.....then you can parade around, smoking your smelly cigar, and barking at the servants, while they tidy up your Cuban bungalow.....oh how macho....
Sorry, I was out for a mo......I went to lick someone's dishes....
Oh, you found my glasses?...that pair next to the well-read Playgirl '05 magazine??...no, those are yours dear......mine are upstairs on your bedside table......
Overinflating rubber dolls, and then giggling when they go whizzing around the room, is YOUR favourite game, squire.....and doesn't require balls at all....it's quite safe....all you have to do is know when to duck!!....
Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)
RE: SO ladies does size matter
Exactly...if children should be seen and not heard...then little Willy should be felt, and not seen....