Sir Squire, I think we'll have to get serious about the script writing....I'm sure someone would buy this junk, don't you think??....can't we do a book on threads??...somebody's gonna do it mate...let's be the first...
Naah...that's silly isn't it??...I mean, with a scenario like the one above, all the women here on CS will probably think I'm a total prig....lordy no!!...no, quick script rewrite...now I'm looking for ONE, I repeat just one Girl Friday.....but she's gotto look like Beyoncé, and she has to know a thing or two about cooking with coconuts...
Exactly....I'd rent out my Blue Lagoon as a set for filming "Survivor" series, as long as contestant were all women, and the script consisted of competing for my favours as the challenge...of course the film crew would bring all supplies as needed, including all sorts of dishes, not only of the satelite variety....
Ok girls....the fire sale has been extended.....only this time Hero comes with five of his cousins!!!...yes, I said F-I-V-E!!..please take a ticket at the ticket counter, and wait in line....believe me, they're worth it!!..we're talking 1001 Arabian Nites and the Kama Sutra rolled into a nice package of 5...(and I'm only taking a 20% commission...)
A mature man??!!...really!!!...can I interest you in a man of distinction, greying, well-educated, a little shop-worn but great at the price..!!!...actually going free to a good home!!....oh, and house trained....
Well, if I hand deliver them, no luck....you'll be flying in the other direction with your ticket to Malta.....looks like I'll be eating those chocs on my own....
Uli, you're making a lot of typos....are you trying to type with one hand again???...I know talking about toy boys gets you going, but this is ridiculous!!!....
Well, I find that a bit weak...playing takes part in most male-female encounters...so what's the difference between a regular guy who's getting his leg over...and a "toy-boy"...or does it mean a "toy-boy" is a guy who lies there motionless, and makes a buzzing battery-operated noise thru his nose while the woman has her way with him??...
Jacko, I didn't know you were interested in a foreign passport, not to say anything of foreign men!!...well, each to his own...!!...would you take your bike too??...otherwise sell it to me cheap....I need transport here, and who knows, maybe Awesome will come for a ride sometime....
Any chance of coming down to Malta and giving us some demonstrations of said tantric exercises before you catch that long-haul flight????...I hate reading instruction manuals....
You women are all being rather silly....here is a strapping young lad with a head of hair solid enough, you could lift him bodily by it....and no-one is scrambling for his offer..!!..actually, it gets better....if you take him within the next 20 minutes, you get 3 of his cousins for FREE!!..Buy ONE, get FOUR!......think about it...4 dudes working their asses off at work for you, babe...that'll pay the bills and then some....only problem is, what do you do when they're all feeling like a little bit of slap and tickle simultaneously at 6 in the morning..???..
Where ya been Flower??...methinks you must've been doing a little tantric research of your own, maybe???..hhmmm??...(clearing throat..)...what's tantric??..
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RE: Happy Birthday to two CS members today! ~smiles~
Bloody Hell!!!....snot fair....