RE: SUCCESSES HERE ...?

I thought it was Awesome and Jacko actually.....but Jacko has his hands full with about have the island of Malta....(the female half)....

RE: what am i

Title of the thread is....???

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RE: should women pay on a first date

She has a sister, and she's stacked...interested?....her name's Cherry Cream, I'll introduce you, but you gotto drive a truck, otherwise no go....

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RE: should women pay on a first date

If I found a woman who paid on the first date, I wouldn't go out with her!!!.....laugh

RE: should women pay on a first date

You're a hoot mate.....

rolling on the floor laughing banana

RE: What word describes you the best?

You don't say.....

RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Ducks do it in the garden!!....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Yada yada....sleep sleep

RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Quack quack...laugh rolling on the floor laughing tongue

RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Oh, stop kissing up to Jacko already!!!....you're only doing that because you can't wait to see yourself on the back of his bike, dressed in pink leathers....!!..

cheering scold professor

RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Don't get sniffy now....otherwise I won't let you chaperone Awesome around Malta....

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RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Good grief...here we go again....last time she stood all of us up....scold professor

RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Sorry, duck-hunters only get $5.00....

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RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

(I bet she's booking her ticket to Malta as we speak....).....banana tongue laugh

RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

and a leaky fishing boat....lol

I gotta tell ya young lady.....Malta is crawling with millionaires....and half of them are probably tax exiles from America.....

laugh tongue grin

RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Well, you never opened any either....!!

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RE: Doesn't anyone read their email?

Maybe the subject titles you write are boring?....I usually try something which is likely to get the ladies attention.....something like...

"I have just sent you $1'000..."

....seems to work pretty good.....

laugh rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Next CS Meet

Well done mate!

RE: would you?

How charming.....haven't had one for ages......can't wait...but you know....to see you in a nurse's uniform, it just might be worth it....(hold your horses...I said "might")....

RE: would you?

Well, I prefer the grapes, but in the meantime....do you have a nurse's uniform by any chance?...

RE: would you?

I tried that....it doesn't work mate.....

RE: would you?

What else you got for me?....I'm still recuperating, remember?....professor

RE: would you?

Bring grapes, ok?

RE: would you?

Will you come visit me while I'm recuperating??...

RE: would you?

On second thoughts....in a heartbeat!!!...banana

RE: would you?

Maybe....

RE: $100 date

Rose...please....in Zürich (where I am right now..) the taxis home cost about $50....so that means we got a hamburger and a beer.....and I got no change...how's that??....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: $100 date

Drinks, supper, conversation, taxi home...nothing extraordinary....it's not about what u can do with the money, it's if there is any chemistry or not.....

RE: what if...

Looks like it was....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: what if...

Now that's what I call lazy!!!...OMG....

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