""i mean, just imagine the CSer that doesnt bother to read through the first page of the thread and jumps straight to page 2 or 3.... """
Exactly!!!....this is really funny!!....just what I thought...bravo to all EU members who posted for being brave enough, and probably regretting it, like I do.... hahaha bloody ha...now you can return to your correct, well-behaved lives ...or else!!!
Squire....read the signs....destiny is speaking to you...."Oh Knave, thou shallt become yon Lift Technician, who, equipped with a trusty 12" screwdriver, saves damsels in distress in faulty towers and other vehicles of transport"....I see a Rosy (or Maria, I mean Marti) future for you lad..
Please have mercy on your bookkeeper, he is a simple chap....he is trying to do a good job for you...but he is not aware that his duties go beyond the office filing cabinet to catacombs of your boudoir...your pink underwear, and those leather straps will completely scramble his facultative abilities....to do the dirty job for you, you don't need a man with a small calculator, rather one with a larger cucumber....nicht wahr?...
I can't believe I missed most of the match....but looking thru a crowd of heads in a restaurant, screaming babies et al, the owner had the audio switched off.....he even agreed to change the channel from football to rugby for me, I'm surprised I saw any of it.......but the little that I did see, I was really amazed to see England getting most possession in the line-outs.....but bloody hard fought all the way....yihaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Go Boks!!!
It's not hard getting laid, but it can't be your first priority.....as long as you show a woman that you are genuinely interested in her and not just yourself....I am constantly astounded how inept men are at this simple truth....show a genuine interest in the woman, listen to what she has to say, and you are more than half-way there....and the biggest turn-off in the universe...men who talk about themselves all the time, and what a big deal they are....if you're going to be boring out of bed, don't blame her for thinking you're going to be boring in it as well....amen.
Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)
RE: Faulty Towers!
He's exhausted...and he hasn't even started fixing the lift yet!!!.....