The ultimate bicycle seat for women is, on a tandem, behind a guy with a good sense of direction....of course, she will have a map taped to a handlebar-board clip, but she will still have absolutely no idea where she's going.....needless to say (but I will anyway)...the guy will be too proud and macho to ask for directions, so both of them will get utterly lost in the process..... he will blame her for her non-existent navigational skills, and she will blame him for wanting to go on a cycling weekend anyway....the moral of the story?...wether you have a comfortable seat or not, you still gonna get lost!!!!....
I think that u have a therious talent at thinging.... if you thinged your thong in the right nightclub You could be famous overknight... You have thubstanthial skill...at poetry and thong... the unfortunate downthide is your terrible listhp.... Correct that and you will have health, wealth and the ironing of many women...
Listen Jacko...for most women, the sight of a man dressed in nothing but an apron, doing the ironing...after he has done the dishes, bought the groceries for the weekend, taken out the trash, and hoovered the house...is just irrisistable....it's so easy!!...do this, and any woman is yours!!!...only problem is, she won't respect you afterwards....
Lagoona22 Forum Posts (10,711)
..ok, deal but only if he's shorter than me...
RE: Why is it
By midday, and 1.5 glasses of wine, the volume of your TV will automatically adjust itself......