RE: What do you love to cook?

Brunette...what can I say...you are a classic.....perfect retort...applause

RE: love changes everything?

Love changes everything....love is like a plastic pair of rose-coloured glasses that you win at the funfair...everything looks rosy cosy. Then they take a few knocks, get some cracks, and the light of reality comes creeping in...pretty soon you gotta change them for regular reading glasses, because your lawyer advises you to read the fine print on the antenuptial contract....laugh

RE: a little laugh for Saturday

Your comment's even funnier than the story!!!...lol.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing banana

RE: a little laugh for Saturday

Brunette...classic!!!....you should do that as a stand-up routine...are you serious??...you put on make-up in the middle of a fire-drill??...women!!..I love them!..rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

I'd like to know one important statistic.....what percentage of individuals actually find a partner (not a ONS) on the average dating site....?...confused

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

"What is the difference between men and women:...."

This is logic 101....Darwinism, think caveman...nature has supremely designed the mechanism thus:...in service of perpetuating the species (Darwin) men are motivated to bring home meat from the hunt, so that a woman will satisfy his needs...a woman is motivated to procreate (Darwin) and needs a man to be a provider...Voilà!!...we are very different, but we match each other perefectly!...it's in the genetics, you can't escape it....( or can you?)....

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

Dear Atlam,
Without you we are like salad without the dressing, salt without the vinegar, bread without the butter...please intrude away, always welcome...blushing

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

I always keep a paper bag handy...you never know when your date might insist!!....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

Thanks Flower, for your input....I can see that you have obviously studied the subject and pursue it, maybe even practice it, who knows...it's fascinates me too...one of these days I will pursue the more esoteric stuff out there....a parallel universe... wave

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

Well, maybe she just decided that discourse with the Russian Gigolo was more interesting than our juvenile yakkety yak....come back Atlam, we promise to behave!!....

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

What's a beauty treatment for your outer Mongolian girlfriend called..??
A Yak-Pack....

yay

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

Back of a bus??....try a beauty treatment....

Beautician: Did that mud pack I gave you for your girlfriend improve her appearance ?
Man: It did for a while - then it fell off.

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

Oh, why don't we just be honest....??..it's all about looks and money....they have the looks, and we got the money....( if you're lucky!)...rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

Half Welsh?....that explains everything...all is forgiven.....laugh

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

Seriously, I've always like people with the ability to yak.....merci!...laugh

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

Wack that Yak!...poor guy....he had a tough time staying in the saddle, and she wouldn't take the bit!!....rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Is the natural way of finding a date reveresed in CS?

I totally agree, you got it right....in the empirical world, attraction is based on the physical as a whole, face, body, behaviour, aura...on a dating site, you have a tiny photo and a brief profile....not much to go on really. So what u gonna do? An online profile is limited in depth, but boundless in geographic terms. So now there's nothing stopping you from setting up a date with that hot chick in outer Mongolia except your linguistic skills and your bank balance....Life and love are full of compromises....dunno

RE: flowers

In Switzerland, women actually give men flowers too....quite embarassing if it's your first time...!! blushing

RE: What couldn't you do without?

Everything, but everything depends on the lifeline of my computer, a fast internet connection and my wacom tablet...if I didn't have these, my life would change overnight...

RE: new/old house

Well, as they say today....if you can't stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen!...lol
Have a nice swim!

RE: new/old house

Just you and the sea??...nah, sounds kinda lonely...I'm more into the Robinson Crusoe thing...there always has to be a Girl Friday in the picture....

RE: new/old house

Yeah, how can you beat a boat??...leap off the edge and bring back something for supper!!...try doing that off your house balcony!...

RE: new/old house

I would choose to live on a boat...a new one...so that if your neighbours piss you off, you can too...!..

I need your help...

Thanks to those who wrote to me, I think I have it sorted...handshake

I need your help...

Thanks to those who wrote to me, I think I have it sorted...handshake

I need your help...

No thanks Señor, maybe later... cheers

I need your help...

Can I do this? I'm not soliciting anything....I need some assistance in matters, secretarial, research, administration on the island of Malta, someone who's unemployed or underemployed, or who simply has the time to undertake some research for me, that's too difficult for me to do long distance. Give me a shout and I'll get back to you. Thanks in advance...: This is a serious offer. handshake:

I need your help...

Thanks for your comment....I thought I WAS on the Euro Forum...?? ..maybe I'm lost...

I need your help...

Thanks Dandelion, but you gotta be in Malta!!...I need someone with local smarts and a telephone...merci!

I need your help...

Nah, not really Lovaboy...this request is not gender-specific....this is a job even YOU could do !!...well, then again..maybe not...rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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