RE: Why Aussie Men Are The World's Best Lovers!

South Africans are better....mate....applause

RE: Question for the woman

A man with a name like Mugler shouldn't be making aftershave.....laugh

RE: Question for the woman

Well, I'm in Switzerland.....laugh

RE: Question for the woman

Oh you poor thing....sigh

RE: Question for the woman

I don't believe it!!...a woman who doesn't like aftershave!.....a lot of cosmetic companies are going to be disappointed....

RE: Ladies....What's Your Favorite Nail Polish Color??

My type of girl.....laugh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: what is it you like about where you live ?

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RE: Being alone....

Du bist nicht allein....schneller Besserung , glückwünsche von die Schweiz...wave

RE: THE EX-WIFE

LJ...we know you are actually a sopping romantic....I'm sure I saw you and KT swapping french fries by way of french kisses the other nite in Bugibba....right?....put me right off my dogfood, I tell ya...

RE: has anybody ever been on safari ?..or in the jungle ?..did it change how you see life ?

Hoe gaan dit, ou swaar?....cheers

RE: THE EX-WIFE

Maybe the unhappily married ones pick up a pizza and go watch TV at home, so they don't have to look at one another all evening....laugh

RE: THE EX-WIFE

Could be worse.....the silent types.......ever see those couples who sit having dinner in a restaurant and never say a word to each other???.....horrifying...


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RE: I hate !!

I hate taxes, bills, finance, bookkeeping, accounting, counting receipts, meeting with my bookkeeper....you see a trend here?....If life is all about debit and credit, please let me die peaqcefully in my sleep tonite....

RE: I hate !!

Where u going to??....

RE: On the first day of Christmas..........

I'm glad you all like my bum......(ho ho ho....)


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RE: whats the worlds most favourite animals ?..and why ?..why do you like or hate them ?

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RE: has anybody ever been on safari ?..or in the jungle ?..did it change how you see life ?

Where was that?....

RE: whats the worlds most favourite animals ?..and why ?..why do you like or hate them ?

The size of thier d*ck....

RE: has anybody ever been on safari ?..or in the jungle ?..did it change how you see life ?

Chased by a rhino??...and you survived??....you must be good at climbing trees!!....

RE: Christmas - a time for joy or a time for the blues?

I'm only afraid that she might bore you to death mate....!!!...but at least she never has a headache!!!.....

RE: Christmas - a time for joy or a time for the blues?

You are welcome to her...his wife is dead, if you recall.....so if I have to, I'll stick with Scrooge.....


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RE: Christmas - a time for joy or a time for the blues?

Screw Scrooge...that's wot I say....


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RE: why are so few people sending mails?

Very good!! ...sounds quite scientific....or perhaps "Maintenance and Breast Assistor"...

....maybe all those boring business types would have had more fun if they had taken this degree instead......


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RE: Explain your CS name

Donau is "Danube" in german, I think.....

RE: Howe too imprss somon on thiis cite.

Of course you're right.....overly mushy mails, sudden declarations of love and bonding, it's all so inane....barf ...but maybe I've spent too long on dating sites, and have become cynical....oh well, guys don't have the problem with mail-overload anyway.....when we get a mail, it's usually from our ex-girlfriends telling us to go get a life-.....

RE: HAVE YOU ever been rejected from somewhere or by people because of who or what you are ?

Lush, we know you're a white chick posing as an exotic african goddess.....you just do it with a fake tan....and padding in your jeans.....c'mon, come clean!!.....lol


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RE: HAVE YOU ever been rejected from somewhere or by people because of who or what you are ?

Too much fun??....

Why don't you give me your telephone number.....??....


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RE: I can't imagine myself 50 and my husband 45!

You're going to make yourself a real fan-club with that post, my dear.....laugh

RE: I can't imagine myself 50 and my husband 45!

Gosh...what a relief.....didn't really feel like getting naked.....and to be honest, I could lose 5 kg's....lol


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RE: I can't imagine myself 50 and my husband 45!

Excuse me!!...not all older guys develop a beer gut!!....who wants a naked picture of me to prove it???.....


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