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Giovanni24Adelaide, Australia10 Threads 176 Postshey go right ahead --- 
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory Dickory Dock
The mouse ran up the clock
The clock struck one
The mouse ran down
Hickory Dickory Dock
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
There was a young man called Cerrone
Who put up a new pic in the forum
The new pic was cool
And made the girls drool
And now he's gonna get post by the ton
Who put up a new pic in the forum
The new pic was cool
And made the girls drool
And now he's gonna get post by the ton
There was a young lady called 'Flower'
Who had amazing will-power
She willed for a Will
But met a guy name of Bill
Now she's all covered in flour!
Who had amazing will-power
She willed for a Will
But met a guy name of Bill
Now she's all covered in flour!
Beautiful flowers of snow.
Need plenty of space to grow.
I won’t hem you in.
He said with a grin.
I’ll just tie you thumb to your toe.
Need plenty of space to grow.
I won’t hem you in.
He said with a grin.
I’ll just tie you thumb to your toe.
There was an ol' man called Shiny Knight
Who liked to write lymrics through the night
He picked on all people and teased them quite gently
We knew he was joking and so lost without Marti
Coz she was unable to get booked on his flight
His armour may be tarnished and rusty.
But his weapons are still strong and trusty.
Tease him a bit.
And this old git.
Gets all randy, rigid and thrusty
But his weapons are still strong and trusty.
Tease him a bit.
And this old git.
Gets all randy, rigid and thrusty
There was a young man called Archer
Who posed lithe and muscly as a panther
Though he wasn't good with his bow
Coz it kept getting caught on his toe
So his arrow was all a dither
I once knew a guy called Elvis
I know you think I made this up
But if it wasn`t for me
He`d still be singing for his sup`.
He arrived at my back door
Way back in `54,
The dog let him in,
And I just knew...
We were headed
For a life few
Could imagine.
I taught him to play guitar,
And how to swing his hips.
Worked on his smile,
While he tarried a while.....
Got him to vary his voice .....
Then gave him a choice....
Me... or the money and fame
Oh... what a crying shame!
I know you think I made this up
But if it wasn`t for me
He`d still be singing for his sup`.
He arrived at my back door
Way back in `54,
The dog let him in,
And I just knew...
We were headed
For a life few
Could imagine.
I taught him to play guitar,
And how to swing his hips.
Worked on his smile,
While he tarried a while.....
Got him to vary his voice .....
Then gave him a choice....
Me... or the money and fame
Oh... what a crying shame!
Wow!!
I still searching for Colonel Parker ... anyone know where he is?
Who the f.ck is Colonel parker?Or should I know this?
There was a British guy called Elley
Who lived his life in the valley
He foresook his turf
To get to the surf
From a golden Spanish city
Who lived his life in the valley
He foresook his turf
To get to the surf
From a golden Spanish city
Sorry Flor, didn,t know you were from Leeds, didn,t mean anything personal by it so don,t take it that way. Are we cool?
I am not from Leeds!! I'm Spanish from Spain!! We're cool!!!
Sorry, I get a bit confused, you know, Spain, France, Leeds, Arcos....you,re from all over the place, maybe we should call you flower of the universe.
Small Universe!! Only Spain, France and UK !!
Said the Cardinal to Mother Superior
"Your singing is quite inferior!"
She,not to be crass,
she show some real class
And said,"Sir, you can kiss my posterior!"
"Your singing is quite inferior!"
She,not to be crass,
she show some real class
And said,"Sir, you can kiss my posterior!"
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