Larry and Scott wanted to go out drinking, but they only had $2.00 between them. Larry said, "Hang on, I have an idea. " He went next door to the butcher's shop and spent the $2.00 on one large sausage. Scott said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all." Larry replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." They went into the pub where Larry immediately ordered two double shots of Jack Daniels. Scott said, "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money to pay for this!" Larry replied, with a smile,"Don't worry, I have a plan, Cheers!" They downed their drinks. Larry said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you get on your knees and put it in your mouth." Said and done, the barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out. They continued this, bar after bar, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth bar, Scott said, "Larry - I don't think I can do this anymore. My mouth is sore and my knees are killing me!" Larry said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage at the third bar!"
The biggest would be quitting smoking, went on the patch recently and its working out pretty good, still have a few smokes in a day but nothing in comparison to what it was.
Life in general seems to be going ok, done some "me" work a little while ago and it paid off. I have learned though that things can change and often do when you least suspect it, hence why I am a little nervous about the future.
I find most reality shows has a lot of scripted material in them. Its easy to see sometimes, especially in the 3rd season and up when they try to keep the show "edgy".
One night back in highschool, me and my buddy was walking home loaded drunk when we end up face to face with a moose just after learning that week in school that moose can kill a person with one good kick of its hoof.
Only thing missing is a couch, gonna bring the tv back out there too when the couch arrives. It will be sorta rec room with just enough room to have a jam with a few people sat down listening.
The biggest thing I need to break now is the habit of actually having a smoke in my hand, have smoked for 24 years. I changed around the former smoke room so now it looks different and no ashtray on the table. My routine needs to change and a good start is that room as its also the music room and I spend time there.
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RE: Say Anything
No point in having friends because they always leave.