Crazed woman in Tx. French kissing any man within reach.

Rilly runs and hides!doh What to do! What to do!dunno

Crazed woman in Tx. French kissing any man within reach.

Police report that an unknown woman was french kissing anything in site. It was reported that the woman had a enlarged hard tongue for some unknown reason. She also was described as having green butt cheeks with one side having a large bruise simular to a horse bite.
The woman was last seen caring a laptop computer and mumbling wildly. Also there was a faucet on her left big toe. If you see this woman ...keep your distance until police arrive.


This had been a public anouncement for your protection.!!!!

RE: help i took a viagria instead of my one a day

Don't stick your tongue in the tub faucet.rolling on the floor laughing You got enough problems.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Jimmy Hoffa found!

He was found in all that poisoned cat food I bet.

Thats how the poison got in.professor

RE: help i took a viagria instead of my one a day

Just wait! After some time passes....I'm sure will be feeling yourself again....if you haven't been already.jaw drop

RE: Did Everyone Rip Their Pants?

I was thinking on CS it only takes one jerk to pull a good thread.

So, I will not be a that jerk...if I can help it.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Good News For Everyone

We will miss ya.

You do not have to go, do both.

There are many many people that have changed their lives for the better. You are just as able to have all you want from life.

The mind is like a glass of water. If the glass is filled with mud, it cannot support life. By adding clear water the mud will be diluted little by little until you have a clear glass of water which will support life.

Negative thoughts are mud. Sound thoughts of a positive nature are clear water. You must work hard to not put in mud and put in as much clear water as you can. In time all will be clear.

The glass was never the problem only the focus on the negative. Soon the water was muddy and only mud was being picked up. What the mind looks for it will find. You change what the minds looks for and it will find good things.

It takes hope and goals supported by faith and belief. You will make it. Best of luck to you! handshake

RE: ive got a feelin

If you got a feeling. It wasn't me I was gone at the time. That is unless you liked it.grin

RE: I need someone bad!!

I agree! take that towel off!........





















then put some clothes on.grin






it's hard to put clothes on over towels. professor

RE: FYI

Thank goodness for rules. If we didn't have them....being unruly would be no fun at all.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How do you live your life?

Hey! If your never wrong....you never learn anything new.professor

RE: Weird fren of mine

If a guy ain't careful, he might buy a car with a somebody's Moped in the trunk too.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: How do you live your life?

Ron,

I have hundreds of books and tapes...Robbins, Zigglar, Hopkins, and all the others. I love it. Glad to know someone else is into the stuff.

yay

RE: Weird fren of mine

Dating was for the purpose of getting to know someone....not to get laid.

Today people marry others they do not really know. A lot do not really fall in love...they are just in heat.



One man will buy a car and take care of it for years. He loves that old car...its rusty, has dents, parts missing, it smokes and rattles. He would never get rid of it, he works on it, works to make money to repair it and keep it going for all he is worth. He knows that car...every mark is a memory. He has a true love for that car.

Another buys a car and makes it shine to impress others and to serve him. As soon as it is less that he desires for himself. He gets a new car. If he can't get a new one...he begins to hate that car...he kicks it....neglects it.....pray that it get stolens....and in some cases will destroy it with purpose. He loves himself and has used up the car.



Due to the lack of understanding and/or false logic marriage has become a joke.

But a marriage of true love is more precious than all temporal things. Few find it because few know it.

RE: i was thinking isn't it about time

Yes! I think it is about time you started thinking too. Hope that was useful!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing kiss

Report on Earth!

The Earthlings must love their pets. I have seen many gather at large areas. At these areas the parasites are allowed to play and gather together for odd reasons. The Earthlings will carry items which the pets use to build fires and roast other types of creatures , to eat these creatures. The pets with drink fluids in great numbers, later to releaes these fluid in an unorderly fashion.
As best as I can understand this is a breeding event as it has been noticed that such things are done that this appears to be so. The breeding of pets seems to be called "Football" or "Rock and Roll" The reason for the names are not clear. I think the breeding act itself is called "Tailgating"

Signed Glarkin...Earth observer.

RE: i was thinking isn't it about time

useful?confused

Report on Earth!

Earth creatures come in many colors, sizes, shapes, and have many languages. These Earthlings go to and fro on the ground mostly. Some are able to fly through the air for short distances. Each Earthling is infested by one or more pest, parasites, or pets, as of yet I am not certain. These pets are able to build dwellings for themselves and the Earthlings will protect them at night by sleeping in front of the pets dwellings. These pets will groom and serve their Earthling with great effort. At times an Earthling will ram another Earthling and cause damage to itself. Other Earthlings will tow the damaged one to a place of healing or a place of collection of the dead. Great mounds of dead Earthlings are allowed to decay or are cut into pieces to be joined with other Earthlings to make a new one of some fashion. This is truly a disgusting site to behold. Body fluids flow unpon the ground as these pets or parasites have thier way with the dead bodies. I have yet to understand this strange relationship between these Earthlings call "Automobile" and their pets called "Human". Does anyone else have any more to report on this planet.

Signed: Glarkid...Earth observer.

RE: Are you a considerate guy and put the toilet seat down or could care less who falls in?

I need to go real bad. See ya'll later!grin

RE: Are you a considerate guy and put the toilet seat down or could care less who falls in?

Seats should stay half open. Guys can pee under. Woman can mash it down as they sit down and....and.....uh!...crochet.grin

RE: Are you a considerate guy and put the toilet seat down or could care less who falls in?

How about a two seat pot. Kinda like a loveseat toilet. Then you could have private time together. You could piddle poo and coo.dunno

RE: What do You Want Your Tomb Stone to say?

Gone! See other stone for details.

RE: WHO SMOKES?

Nope!

Except for the time I backed into the heater. Smoked for ten minutes.

RE: What do You Want Your Tomb Stone to say?

I'm with stupid >.

RE: What do You Want Your Tomb Stone to say?

I married for money but got stiffed instead. (insurance)

RE: What do You Want Your Tomb Stone to say?

Down stairs apartment already rented.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What do You Want Your Tomb Stone to say?

I have 50,000 dollars in my pocket in cash.

(then when they dig me up...the tape player in my pocket says...Gotcha!)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What do You Want Your Tomb Stone to say?

This headstone was stolen from Stoneworld Inc.

RE: if you were stranded........

t I forgot it above.

RE: if you were stranded........

I got toys! I is a big kid a heart. grin

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