My stepmother buys their dog, dog mince from the butchers, horrible stuff, about 75pplb.
So she had iot bubbling away on the stove, my father has just got in from the pub, he boiled some potatoes, added tabasco, to the dog mince, tarted it all up with herbs and spices and made himself a lovely Shepherd's Pie.
Stepmother comes home, dad snoring on the sofa, she sees the pan in the dishwasher, calls me and tells me dad has eaten the dog mince.
The cat thought it was hilarious, oh the hours of fun we are going to have.
RE: The best kept secret on CS
I have visited Bajan's blog Gongman, I read, but have not contributed.It is extraordinary.
I can, along with gongman, completely recommend that you all read it.