Sommerauer71Sommerauer71 Forum Posts (12,414)

RE: Think about it

Good luck.

I think the IF are hunting me down, I am staying in here. Hiding. I need my European counterparts to protect me.

RE: Has "W" Done ANYTHING Right in 8 Years As President?

I can.

I mean we have alot of idiot politicians, but Dubya is a classic.

RE: WHERE AND HOW DO YOU LIKE TO EAT?

Usually at my office desk if on my own.

With my children - we eat at the table.

Dinner guests - at the table.

The children are here at the weekend and we lay the table for breakfast too.

And I cannot abide people who slap their chops, or as Smoky states, 'sloshing around in their mouths like a concrete mixer'

I am having that statement for my own amusement.

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: ex girlfriend

Hum.

They are up to something.

Going to bed? Silence, Jan is not here, Lilly, Immanuelle I suspect will be in bed, school tomorrow, Lagoona, Rusty, nope, Elley (swoons).

Yes lets! rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Think about it

I have numbers for a volleyball team.

For when you are pissed.

It is actually the number of the WI, but with your beer goggles, you will think they look like the volleyball team.

Never state that I do not take care of you.

You hear me?

RE: Think about it

It does, XO. Remy.

RE: Think about it

I am ok thanks Immanuelle, tired, but ok, my students are settling in and first study day is on Wednesday.

Ah, it does make us sad when they go, doesn't it?

RE: Has "W" Done ANYTHING Right in 8 Years As President?

Well, even my two children managed not to choke on them!

They run marathons, not countries.

We howled in Britain when that happened.

Our comedy shows, our satirical ones have had eight years of brilliant humour about Dubya.

The republicans would not need pretzels to choke to death on, embarrassment would be enough to kill them.

We have this column in the back of the independent newspaper, it gives us the headlines of other newspapers.

One particular one has always stuck in my mind, USA today, 'ONE AMERICAN KILLED IN AIRCRASH'

No mention of the 250 Indonesians killed in the same crash.

Time the USA woked up, they are not the biggest and the best in the world and the UK is not the 51st state Georgie.

RE: Has "W" Done ANYTHING Right in 8 Years As President?

Somehow, yes.

Of course, being a stalwart of tact, I fail to understand your humour and laugh at the fact that the most powerful man in the world, nearly choked to death on a pretzel.

Do you think if we give him crayons, he will not draw on the walls?

RE: He Does Not Like Me

Kitty, where are those knockers, rumour had it you were showing them off.

RE: Has "W" Done ANYTHING Right in 8 Years As President?

This is not going well is it?

RE: Has "W" Done ANYTHING Right in 8 Years As President?

Do you know, when I saw your name, I knew you would be laughing at that.

laugh

RE: Think about it

Yes, ladies I get it, I was hoping to lure the Irish git back here.

How are this evening?

Girls....

RE: Has "W" Done ANYTHING Right in 8 Years As President?

Actually, I reckon Cheney was trying to shoot them, he missed.

RE: ex girlfriend

We do.

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Has "W" Done ANYTHING Right in 8 Years As President?

Almost, he nearly choked to death on a pretzel.

RE: Think about it

So we take out

o and x

Pstbo.

Not stacking up for me Phoenix.

RE: Last day on earth

I would get horribly pissed in the OXO tower in London, with my friends.

RE: WHAT`S YOUR MOTTO?

Behind every great man, there is a woman, and behind her is his wife.

laugh

RE: ex girlfriend

My ex husband and I maintain a friendship, we are close when we have contact, but we can go for weeks without contact now the children are older.

My ex partner, who is still my business partner, sometimes we are friends, now we are not, as he refuses to speak to me, so when it comes to paying our VAT he will call, shout, that life is crap and that it is all my fault.

Fantastic, American Corporate a**hole.

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

No, I have no bloody idea Cristina, what the hell is a 'serious' job.

My jobs are daft, but they keep the roof over my head and that of my children.

As for trends?

I would like to know what trends he dresses according to.

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

Texting does not make you young.

I text and I am 40.

How is a 36 year old supposed to act?

Ridiculous statement.

You dress according to trends?

Which trends?

I have a serious job, in fact three jobs,

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

A 19 year old woman with a 36 year old man.

Here is my take!

He is may well be 25 emotionally, they may well stand a chance.


Just a thought.

RE: Is it OK for a 36 year old man to date a 19 year old girl

My last partner was 11 years older than me, then to really make matters worse he was American!

I hate to make the age difference the problem, it was there, but the culture differences given that we spoke the same language was immense.

So I have not worked out yet, whether it was the age or the fact that my irony was mistaken for combative and confrontational behaviour,

RE: Hi,shygeek/gamer girl here

Hello, good evening and welcome.

RE: YOUR PERFECT DAY

'Hands over box'

Gongman?

Elley has a cold.

hug

RE: Need some legal advice

Curiosity completely satisfied.

Thank you.

RE: YOUR PERFECT DAY

YOu bad man!

Have two then...



tongue

RE: YOUR PERFECT DAY

Kleenex?

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