RE: Sorry but I have to say bye!

yay yay yay

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Nope you don't need to do that then. I hope it doesn't give you much problem.

hug

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Ok! If it throbs too bad....you can make a hole in the nail to release the blood and it will feel better. I know, thats sounds worse than a bug. We would use a fine pointed knife and twirl it back and forth slowly....when it feels tender then take a needle and make the hole. Use alchohol to clean the needle before and after.

It helps!

Poor finger!

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

What did your light do to you that made you flip it off.confused

Oh!....you mean turning it off.rolling on the floor laughing




Ok! Thats the last joke for tonight. I'll let you rest.grin



Those things just happen. I know you have.....but take some asprin.

Is it blue black under your fingernail?

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Poor girl had to fight a bug while wounded. No purple heart just a purple finger.


I hope you don't hurt too bad.sigh

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Thank you! Just what I need a bug to feed.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

I bet his ears are burning....all of them.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Now you will be able to sleep.... as snug as a bug in a rug.grin

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Don't worry...they only eat cattle!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Supergirl...faster than a roaring centipede!yay

Able to leap on a tall chairs in single bound.yay





You are precious!!!!

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Free inside or outside! You are now inside or outside?rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Bless your heart, I'm sorry! hug

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Take a large piece of paper, place it on the table, slide the glass over to the center of the paper, grasp the corners and twist them together over the glass, take it all outside. Drop it and run inside, lock the door, and get the baseball bat.....just in case.

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Cut a hole in the floor, move the glass to the edge of the table, let him drop, cover the hole....Quick!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Go on vacation!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

RUN!

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

and all the little baby c peds!

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Just think! WHERE is his girl friend?grin

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Call 911!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Wrap it up in the glass as a Christmas gift, then give it to a friend as a late gag gift.professor

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Yup! the bug has her out numbered!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: FIDDLE STICKS!

Isn't she cute!hug

What can you say about a toilet that you can't about your boss!

Kisses our butts!

Whats the matter did someone pee in your pocket?

hug hug hug

Whats the matter did someone pee in your pocket?

a note saying: get out of the way so I can hug that girl above you.

RE: PRAYERS NEEDED TONIGHT!!!!!

thumbs up

What can you say about a toilet that you can't about your boss!

Has a big mouth.

Whats the matter did someone pee in your pocket?

a flower!

Whats the matter did someone pee in your pocket?

a kiss

What can you say about a toilet that you can't about your boss!

Needs paper put in the mouth.

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