RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)

If you could have another body part, what would it be and where would you put it.

Boy! You will make a fortune when you get pregnant.

RE: Clearing the air

I like Teddies!

If you could have another body part, what would it be and where would you put it.

A second bellybutton. Then while eating in bed, watching tv, I could keep salt in one and pepper in the other.

If you could have another body part, what would it be and where would you put it.

How about an extra leg at the small of your back. You could sit anytime you wanted. If you did something stupid then you could kick your own butt for doing it.

If you could have another body part, what would it be and where would you put it.

How about an extra mouth on your forehead! Than way you have someplace to put your gum while kissing!

RE: Clearing the air

Thanks! I dood it! Lets see where it goes!

If you could have another body part, what would it be and where would you put it.

OK! all you men don't repeat the same thing as all the others. We already know!!!!!


How about a third arm. That way when your drunk you can prop on the wall and not have to put down your drink or cig.

RE: Clearing the air

Hmmm! let me think! What kind of silly junk I can get myself in trouble with.

RE: Clearing the air

Good, how are you doing? By the way, I'm rilly an extra-flirt.

RE: Clearing the air

I think I'm am-be-dex-trous, I just can't spell it.

RE: Wondering,

I just assumed they had more than one where she bought it. So, there

RE: Wondering,

Funny!.... I can always count on you. Hi! Cute!

RE: Wondering,

Thank you, sweet lady!

RE: Wondering,

I is a bad boy! Besides I was talking about the cost of the blouse!

RE: How to be thought of forever

I would like to be known as the only 152 years old man shot while in bed, by a jealous husband.

RE: Wondering,

I was wondering, if a large chested woman was wearing a blouse with tiny stripes, If she leaned over the scanner at the grocery store, how much they would cost.

RE: Response

Do what I do....offer a free toaster!

RE: going to sleep

GoooooooooD Night!!

RE: if u hit the lotto what would U do?

I would go put on a clean pair of underwear.

RE: whats your question

Would it be tacky to give a legal divorce kit as a wedding gift.

I thought it was funny!!!!!

RE: whats the best joke you no?

A store was having a sale on their old stock of roll-on deodorant!

A man walks in and ask for deodorant. The sales lady asked if wanted the ball roll-on type. He said, " No mam, I want something for under my arms."

RE: BUBBLES IN THE TUB! OR NOT?

I thought this was about some other type of bubbles! I'm glad I read first. No! I don't break wind in the bath water.

RE: Nene Update

Miss you Nene! Tinkerman

RE: 101 Ways to Win a Woman's Heart!

Flirting is a good thing done in a proper way at the proper time.

Keep your hands to yourself! At the most a preplanned accidental touch of the hands.

Words are powerful things! They paint in the mind, so paint with the touch of an artist.

Drop in a flirt, but only a real thought, "I saw this OTHER PRETTY LADY at the store, she and her husband where having the best time picking out hats...."

To get your words jumbled and to get uneasy (a little but not to much, women want a self assured man) will let her know you are attracted and she will be flattered. And she will remember until the day she dies! And tell it a thousand times, each time feeling good about it.

Cut out all the macho lines and cool dude garbage.

RE: 101 Ways to Win a Woman's Heart!

Most women want to be special in the eyes and heart of someone that they respect, trust and are special to them.

To be loved you must be lovable, to be respected you must be respectable, to be trusted you must be trustworthy, to be special in her eyes and heart she must be special in your eyes and heart.

To say things of the heart is fine to a point. The only way that is truly real is what you do.

The slightest touch of the hand in the right way can stir the heart greatly. A tiny flower can mean much in her heart if given properly. The most important part of these things is that you have thought of her and only her with a pure caring in your heart.

RE: make new words

Who me!

RE: make new words

ice. Biggest word I know how to spell.

CLEARING OUT!

I WILL FULFILL,CLEAN HOUSE, AND GO!

RE: so who are the fakes on this site and whose not

I'm sorry for moving too quick. My heart was in the right place.

I get so tired of people treating others badly that I jumped to quick. It was an old fight revisited.

RE: so who are the fakes on this site and whose not

I wish there where some nice things said to lightin peoples hearts instead of creating mistrust and doubt in an already bad world.

How about:

Has anyone meet any real nice people that they trust on this site.

There have been some fakes and still are that come to make trouble. Some that fake because of reasons we do not know.
Take people as they are, until they hurt or do wrong.

Some people need friends very badly and are not comfortable with who they are and think they are not worth liking. So, they lie to be accepted.

Nothing against you and I don't want you to dislike me for this. You can not expect someone to name someone on the thread...so it is pointless.

Why not you ladies get together and compare notes, make a list of jerks and princes. Share it off site.

Did I get up on the wrong side. I guess so. Only because I know the hurt the distrust causes. People that are unable to put up a pic. feel like everyone thinks they are guilty and not trusted. Thats why!

I know it was not your intent.