RE: How do you sleep at night?

I sleep on my belly with my feet hanging off the bed.

I like to take my toes and play with the strings in the carpet.

Sometimes, I lay on my back and slap the hanging light with my feet.

I got big feet!

Not rilly! LOL

Good Practical Jokes or Pranks!

I went to school one day wearing a large bandage on my hand.

Everyone asked what happened to my hand.

I told them, "Nothing, I just put it on in case I hurt my hand today."

RE: ONE OF OUR OWN NEEDS OUR PRAYERS.......

Great to hear his going to do so well! LEN

RE: See ya......

Goodby Bill, Good Luck to you. Come back when you can. Len

Good Practical Jokes or Pranks!

A man told me about this. A furniture store kept the white furniture up stairs to keep it clean. When anyone went upstairs they had to blow their clothes off with an air hose first. Someone took the hose off, took it to the water cooler, filled it up with cold water and put it back up. New guy got wet and cold real fast.

Good Practical Jokes or Pranks!

When in high school, I would let this little guy swing at my face with his fist, I would slap my legs and go backwards to the ground. Everyone was shock to see that little guy flatten me. LOL

Good Practical Jokes or Pranks!

Tell about some good practical jokes or pranks that you have pulled. Give these bits of wisdom to the rest of us.

RE: marmite...love it or hate it?

I think you made that up, just to confuse us. It worked! LOL

RE: Would you kiss me?!!!

Me, Myself and I took a vote and all three of us would each kiss you. Aren't WE sneaky!

RE: ONE OF OUR OWN NEEDS OUR PRAYERS.......

Sorry! I will.

RE: If you had one hour to live, what would you do?

Take care of money matters to leave family in best shape.
Put it all monies in their hands...etc...


Since, I would die for them why not live my last hour for them and their future.

RE: hey ya'll...new southern gal in the mix

Welcome to Forums! Have fun!

RE: Your Window

My favorite window to look in....I mean look out of is my living room window and watch the plants and animals.

Sometimes, I get to see some fool go up the one way street the wrong way.

RE: i'm back

Welcome back!

RE: Why are guys so difficult??

WoW same story on all threads. LOL

RE: Why are guys so difficult??

I am not difficult. I am EASY!

RE: your most embarrassing moment..don't be shy!!!

At a friends house. My friends GOOD LOOKING sister (my age)
was taking a bath and I walked in on her.

What embarrassed me was getting soap on my pants when I sat on the edge of the tub to start a conversation. LOL

RE: Happiness is...

Looking deeply into the eyes of the one you love with all your heart and saying "I LOVE YOU" and...its not your mirror anymore. Gotcha! LOL

RE: Im Paul

Roy, I have 27 years of practice being 20 and 35 years at being 12. LOL

RE: Im Paul

Hey Paul, Welcome! Some of us here are only 20 with many years of pratice at being 20. LOL

RE: Treat My Lady Like A Queen !!!???

The king or the court jester.


Sometimes they are one and the same.

There have been kings (rulers) that were fools.

There have been fools that should have been king.


If you be king or fool...

treat your wife better than you treat yourself.

She will then be treated rightly.

RE: Labor Day Plans - Any Ideas?

Labor day isn't that the day you work twice as hard. Or Is it the day all the women have there kids. I dunno!

RE: Profile cleared (finally)

Welcome! Lot of nice people here!

RE: Arguments..what are some of the reasons for arguments you have had?

It is snowing OUTSIDE somewhere. See I was right and they was wrong. LOL

RE: Arguments..what are some of the reasons for arguments you have had?

Nene, You going to bite on this one.

RE: Arguments..what are some of the reasons for arguments you have had?

Cause!, I was right and they was wrong. It is snowing outside right now this very minute, Today! Anyone disagree.

RE: How Much Is Gasoline In Your Area???

31.9 cents.....................................A teaspoon.

Gas is short too!

RE: wanna get side tracked?(confussus-say!)

Confussus say "Who say, I say all this crazy stuff"

RE: Are you a considerate guy and put the toilet seat down or could care less who falls in?

Could Be! Maybe I just talk a mean game. I put the seat down both times. LOL

RE: finding someone who is totaly honest and faithful

Speedy, hmmm! I was told to watch out for fast women.


I try to be totally honest and If the right one comes along there isn't anyone else.

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