Since the time of Adam and Eve. When Adam said unto Eve I think I will make a toilet. It has been said "Be sure to put the leaf down." There it began. Now we can carry on this age old tradition. 1..2...3....Go!
Top of the evening to ya. I say great day in the marning I did't know ya had a wee bit a da Irish and a dash a da scott. Ta glorey be. I would a never thought it in all me barn days.
he will go to Star's house and beg forgiveness for his many trangressions. Then he would bow his he in shame....But first he must come to his senses by eating the magic...
My friends wife was at the gas station and gas spilled all over her sleeve. Suddenly...her arm was on fire. About that time a city police officer came by. She waved for helped and the officer quickly put out the flames. As they loaded her in the ambulance, the officer wrote and gave her a ticket. The ticket was for "Waving a fire arm at a police officer."
Ok!... Your asking for it by not helping. I will have to bring out the dreaded "Watermelon Story"
The fuller brush man noticed a crowd of men gathering. Not wanting anyone else falling for Star, He quickly painted over the painting. He only had one rival for Star's affections and that was "Lost" the wandering wizard who...
I have an aunt that is so ulgy she can only work nights. That way she doesn't the scare kids and the old people where she works. Her job is to make the milk curdle at the cheese plant. Her husband has the blind man next door to kiss her goodby when she leaves for work. Would I lie to you?
My grandfather meet my grandmother in front of the pawn shop. She was picking her teeth. He got up his courage and boldly went in and bought them for her.
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RE: if you are going to post a thread make sure that it makes sense
Between me and Threeofakind we know everything.Threeofakind knows everthing but that he or she is a jerk and I know that.