I'm having sliced dill pickles at 10:34 P.M. as a snack....What...

You better be careful. I might sneak to your house and kiss you with pickle breath.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing devil

I'm having sliced dill pickles at 10:34 P.M. as a snack....What...

Try a little chili on them too. But no pickles.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I'm having sliced dill pickles at 10:34 P.M. as a snack....What...

I think I'll have some more sliced pickles.tongue tongue tongue

I'm having sliced dill pickles at 10:34 P.M. as a snack....What...

Sometime I will eat bread dipped in B B Q sauce in the middle of the night. Sometimes chili.

I'm having sliced dill pickles at 10:34 P.M. as a snack....What...

Don't worry those pickles are dead and gone.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: What Is In Your Beer Mug?

Dust, I'm not a drinker.



Joke: I never drink anything stronger than pop and pop will drink anything.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Prayer requests for Katers and her son please

I will pray for ya'll. I'm sorry.hug

I'm having sliced dill pickles at 10:34 P.M. as a snack....What...

What crazy stuff do you eat at weird times.grin

RE: Where is Melissa?

You have all you need to start one.grin

RE: Where is Melissa?

They also had next door a virgins convention. It was held in the phone booth.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Where is Melissa?

She was at a beautiful girl convention.

A CS story............

It's your dream. Cute

A CS story............

No!

Just a story that could happen to anyone here someday.

A dream given to my friends on cs.

May all of them be so lucky one day.

Len

A CS story............

It sure is hot in here! Why don't they turn up the air conditioner!

I guess there are so many people in the airpot today it is hard to

keep it cool in here. I hope, I am not late. Whew! Just in time. Her

plane is not here yet. I have never been so nervous in my life. I'm

sweating bullets. Ok! My shoes are fine. My clothes are good. My

underarms are ok. I'll chew some gum before she gets here. The roses

are doing fine. The box of chocolates are melting....damn! I need to

comb my hair. Where is a piece of chrome when you need one. Don't

they have any chrome in this place. Good! There is some. Now my hair

in done. I hope she is not disappointed in me. We have only seen

each other's pictures on CS. Who would have ever though that a free

dating site like CS could ever make a guy so happy. There is her

plane. She will be getting off soon. I hope I look ok. Damn

chocolates! Where's my gum. Alright, I'm set....breath slow.

Great!, They are unloading. Where is she? I see her arms are up in

the air and she is pointing to the ring and bracelet I gave her.

Bless her heart, she is checking her makeup and hair. She is so

pretty! Here she comes! I feel her warm body touch mine as I put my

arms around her and she hers around me. I give her the roses and the

box of melted chocolates. She smiles and looks at me so loving. I

bend down to kiss her as she stands on the tip of her toes to kiss

me. Our lips meet and I began to have tears flow down my cheeks. I

began to hear the clapping of the people around us. I say to my dear

sweetheart, "I'm sorry to get my tears on you sweet face." I took my

handkerchief and dried her cheeks. She said, "Those are my tears

sweetheart." I looked at her and smiled, "We better go Love."


Three days later, we were married! That was two months ago. The

furniture has been moved and all things done. My love comes home

today. There is her plane. Why is there never any chrome in this

damn place.

RE: Did I do something wrong?

Sometimes things go on in peoples lives that have nothing to do with you, but it makes you feel odd and then you wonder. Who knows what the reason was for his mood. If you don't know what you did wrong, most likely it is nothing to do with you. Give it time and try further then it will show its true nature.

RE: What Does Your Sign Mean To You....

Leo, I don't believe or read it. Catwm is a Leo too. Purrrrrrr!

RE: The best way to get rid of a hangover

For you I suggest,

Crawl into the arms of a southern man and lay your head on his shoulder. Let him apply ice packs and kiss you often. Do this for three days. If the hangover is not gone repeat as often as necessary.

grin

RE: How did you get your handle?

A friend made me use it. There was already a reallyniceguy so it got changed to rillyniceguy. I like it better than other names I have heard for me.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Lonely and Blue and Nothing To Do

Hello! How are you!

Don't be shy...we are all just sitting around in our undies or slouchies with our hair messed up, stinking to high heaven. just jump in and have some fun.

Welcome!

RE: Picking pockets...

I was just trying to get myself in trouble, rolling on the floor laughing

I didn't think you wore make up, you have a nice complection.

The tissue was for drying you nose.

I didn't think you needed it for padding. I notice that you are a well rounded young lady in all the right places. blushing

RE: Picking pockets...

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Are you the only you?

I am only...me, myself and I. OH no!.... I'm triplets. I am beside myself....twice. I'm confusing myself again.confused

RE: Picking pockets...

In his back pocket is a book on "How to get along with CS people".

Thanks, clear!

RE: Picking pockets...

that whoopee cushion had a hole in it.crying

RE: Picking pockets...

I only need one good number!


She has a purse full old paper clips, old rubber bands, and a craft book on how to build a man out of old paper clips and old rubber bands.tongue

RE: Picking pockets...

Sorry, I didn't think you would miss it.
blushing

RE: Picking pockets...

She had lipstick, makeup, a whoopee cushion, a dead frog on a keychain, two letters from a mail strip club wanting her dues paid.

Oh! and a unwrapped snicker bar with a gum wrapper stuck to it.

RE: Picking pockets...

She had lipstick, makeup, a whoopee cushion, a dead frog on a keychain, two letters from a mail strip club wanting her dues paid.

Oh! and a unwrapped snicker bar with a gum wrapper stuck to it.

RE: old fashioned charm please

Oh! Ta Glory Be! There once was a brazin beauty with a beauty never before outdone, even among the Lord's angels there was a jealousy of her. She was a sweet lass in Dublin, in the land of her fathers. Her eyes lite up the eve as out shinin the stars. Her smile was made to break a wee man's heart. A cute little devil she was.:leprechaun:

RE: Is the way to mans heart really through his stomach???

If you start between his legs and go north, you would get to his heart through his stomach. But, you can start with his lips and his mind, it is the surest way to get there and stay.

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