My great uncle was in court. The judge said "Ervin, it says that you ran over a fence and hit a tree" "Where you drunk!" My great uncle replied "Hell yeah I was drunk, you don't think, I'm one of them damn wreckless drivers do ya"
In Arkansas if the state trooper asks "You got any I.D." You don't reply "Any I.D. about what"
If he asks "Boy, didn't you see me at that stop sign." Don't reply "Obviously not."
If you and your girl are on a date and you have been driving poorly, If he says "Boy, You need to take both hands to that." Don't reply "If I do who's gonna drive."
A hobo asked a lady, "May I borrow some water to make a rock soup." She said confused "Uh Ok!" and gives him the water. He places a pot on a quickly made fire and The water begain to boil. The lady watched close as he place a rock in the water and stirred slowly. He tasted the water and proclaimed that it needed a little salt and some pepper. The lady ran in and got him the salt and pepper. She watched close as he seasoned it and tasted it. "It sure could use an onion". She ran inside and return with an old onion. He tasted again. He asked " Mam, You would'nt have a bit of meat for the rock soup." "Yes", she said as she ran in. When she returned she also had some left over vegatables. She said "Put these in too" She watched in amazement as the rock soup thickened. She says "Is it done yet" He said "Almost, only one thing left to do" "What" she asked. "Take that damn rock out" he said. So, he removed the rock and threw it away. And they shared the rock soup.
A person's looks is like an ad in the paper. It will get attention depending on how well the ad is prepared. After the attention is gotten, if the product is inferior, the product will never be purchased. Have a good product (a real sweet heart) that one would want. Then decide your target consumer and adjust your ad accordingly.
How can a woman feel like the most important one in your life with another involved. It is giving of your all to another that makes that bond that gives a place of belonging. With another involved there is only a half belonging and a half bond. She can never know where she stands. It is confusion and unfairness for her.
It seems that your problem is with your arms and hands. You are keeping them busy. To break this habit, you could hold someone real tight and for a long time to keep them under control.
RillyNiceGuy Forum Posts (13,003)
cool glasses!!!! Jackie
RE: Sense of Humor
Any that is funny and not harmful to someone else.And the vanilla with the chocolate coating.