What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

That trunk has seen a lot of groceries.

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

I found a guy rubbing her body and messing with her bumpers.

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

She has a lot of gas.

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

I camr home early and found a strange mechanic under her.

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

She getting old, I bet it would be easy to throw a rod in her.

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

I wonder how many guys have been in her at the same time.

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

I can't wait to get my hands on her rearend and fix that shimmy.

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

Her seat has seen to much wear.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing





Hello! Sweet Froggy!

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

I don't like the way her rearend shakes.

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

She has nice headlights.grin

What are things you can say about a car that you can't say about a woman...and live.

She has got two flats in front.

She needs body work!


Take it from there.....................rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: NENENENNENENE

I miss Nene!crying crying

RE: Fingers over the nose...

When I was a little kid, I was cute, The girls would pinch my cheeks and say "Chubby Chubby"

My dad taught me to pinch them in return on the chest and say "Pinchy Pinchy".

I still have that bad habit.grin grin grin

RE: Fingers over the nose...

Hello! DCG!hug

RE: Confused...

When you get him. There is an old acting saying "Always leave them wanting more." So, give your attentions in moderate amounts. Enough that he is happy but not so much he is TOO content. Like an invisable leash he will follow you everwhere. grin

May the last rays.............

Read the start of this tread.


I'm gone, maybe the rest of the night.dunno

RE: I need a man...

Where did that other lady go that needed a man2.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I need a man...

Pliers type cutters that cut on an angle on the side. Called diagonal cutter or dikes. I think that last name dikes sounds a little queer....I mean odd.

RE: I need a man...

oh! Goody! Here I am. grin

RE: I need a man...

cheek! I can't speel 2!

RE: I need a man...

Take a pair of side cutters, cut off the heads of pins, remove pins, buy new pins.....kiss me on the check!kiss

RE: Getting to know you list posted..

I like the pic.grin

RE: I would like to introduce myself,

Darn! another guy!.......Welcome!, (Got that insincere crap out of the way.)


Welcome! Hope you enjoy! Rillyniceguy

RE: Confused...

Your a sweet lady and any guy should feel grateful to have you care about them.hug hug hug

RE: Confused...

I have said this many times. A person can say anything, but by what they do you know what is in their heart. Look at what that person does and judge from there. I know that some will put on a good show to get what they want. And it is hard to weed through that kind of situation. Watch what they do in the long time is how you test that kind of situation. Ones that are players will get tired and move on after a while. One that really cares will stay.

Sometimes you have to take a chance. Without taking chances mankind would not have gotten anywhere and we would all still live in caves.

RE: Come on men, bring all your best woman jokes!

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss grin

RE: Come on men, bring all your best woman jokes!

A woman caught her husband kissing marigold. She says" I told you what would happen if I caught you kissing another woman. He says "Hey, I know she is pretty, but she is petite, I'm trying to taper off."








Hi! you little cutie,tongue

RE: Come on men, bring all your best woman jokes!

A small man in a business suit was sitting in a bus.

A tall good looking woman with additude sits beside him.

He being polite says in a small meek voice, "Good day, mam".

She slowly turns her head and looks down at him and says

"My name is Brown, B...r...o...w...n...Brown,

I have perfect white skin and I don't talk to the likes of you.

The man says in a quick voice,

"My name is Smith, S..m..i..t..h.. Smith, I also have white skin

except for my butthole and it is B...R...O...W...N.!!!!

May the last rays.............

IN a Lull? dunno confused What ever that is you look good wearing it.tongue rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Come on men, bring all your best woman jokes!

When I get married, I will run things in my house. The washer, dryer, vacuum, dishwasher......etc.

Women...if you let them sleep in the same bed with you and eat at the table, its not long before they think that they are just as good as you are.

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