Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

It is just an old joke of my granddads!

I would never trade my sweetheart for worthless things. If I ever get one.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I started to make a joke thread and my heart took over. I'm like that sometimes.blushing

Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

Not a skill. Just an untapped love.

Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

blushing blushing blushing

Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

yay yay yay

Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

What would you trade for the perfect one.


For the perfect one, I would trade the whole world. Then I would go to work and earn it all back. Then I would lay it at her feet and be content.

RE: Have you ever dated more than 1 person from the same family?

Does ya means out side yer own famly!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing Says the rednecks!

RE: What would be the first thing U would due on a date??

My uncle said he would drive to the drug store.

Tell her he is going in for some protection.

When he came back, if she was there he had a sure thing.

If she had left, he had not wasted his time or money.

And still had time to pick up another girl.

doh

RE: Pick Up Lines

I looked you up on one side, you looked so good I looked down the same side again.

RE: I'm Not Really Looking....

When I saw your pictures, I was really lookin!thumbs up grin grin

RE: Pick Up Lines

I would take you home to meet mom if I though I could trust dad.

RE: Pick Up Lines

Hey! You got a burger with that shake.

RE: Pick Up Lines

At a drive through "If this is the pickup window, what are you doing tonight?"

RE: Pick Up Lines

At KFC "Can I look at your thighs and breasts."

RE: Pick Up Lines

You and my truck both have good rear ends.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Pick Up Lines

Like my new Pick up truck.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


oh! thats not what you meant!

RE: Have you ever????

Nope!

Only time I have been stalked is when my momma cat was little. She could hide behind a blade of grass (so she thought) then dive bomb your feet and run for the hills. Dumb cat!

RE: Old Woman

Happy Birthday! Here kitty kitty! kiss hug kiss

RE: What's wrong with our legal system?

The legal system.

RE: Can anybody tell me what a women wants in a man???????

I keep telling you. Their hooks! grin

RE: Straight or curly?

Well purdy is purdy!

The other looks more youthful because of the hat and blouse.

If you do not want to attract younger guys, this curly picture is best. You let more of the pretty woman show through and less of the pretty girl.grin

RE: i r confused

Give it time. People's lives are so busy these days. She may be out of town taking care of a mom or dad that are sick. All kinds of things can be going on. She knows your there, give her time.

RE: is there anyone out there?

opps! slipped kiss kiss kiss

RE: is there anyone out there?

Just dive in is about it!kiss Opps! slipped! kiss kiss

RE: Here si your chance to tell the person you are crushing on, you have a crush on them!

I bet even COUGARS hate CHEETAHS.grin

Things to do in the buff.

Where was we. Hmmmmmmm! OH! yeah! kiss kiss kiss

Things to do in the buff.

Got somewhere to go. I be back....stay puckered.kiss

Things to do in the buff.

kissone for the upper lip.


kiss one for the lower lip.


kiss A big one in the middle!

Things to do in the buff.

All the time.rolling on the floor laughing

Things to do in the buff.

(Rillyniceguy passes out cold....with a smile on his face though.)rolling on the floor laughing

Things to do in the buff.

jaw drop You mean I am typing to a naked woman.jaw drop

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