What part would you be on a car! .....SAY What!!

OH! goody, I like fast women.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I'm lost, come find me...

Like what?grin

What part would you be on a car! .....SAY What!!

I don't want to be a headlight. I never liked being light headed.rolling on the floor laughing

I would not be the gas tank. I don't like having gas.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I would not be the transmission. I don't like being shifty!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing



I guess I would be the Radio. I like music!

What part would you be on a car! .....SAY What!!

Why! Tinker, so you can let everyone to get out of the way.rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I'm lost, come find me...

I can work on all kinds. I have fixed many old old singers.thumbs up

What part would you be on a car! .....SAY What!!

If you where a part on a car what would you be. Would you be a steering wheel and blow your own horn.rolling on the floor laughing

I would be the air conditioner, then I would be cool.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I'm lost, come find me...

Funny!tongue cute!tongue Smart aleck!tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

I am repairng the machines themselves. A little oil, a little cleaning, some adjusting, sometimes a belt. Boom! $ 40.00

That way I can pay for my cable internet and talk to pretty girls.grin

RE: I'm lost, come find me...

Whatcha been doin! I been fixing sewing machines today! Have one real old machine to fix, its like an old car...neato!rolling on the floor laughing

RE: I'm lost, come find me...

I will talk to you. What do you want to talk about.tongue

RE: your IQ?

If a man is standing by his truck looking at your furniture and can not make up his mind to buy it. What do you do?

RE: your IQ?

Pretty smart!blushing

RE: your IQ?

Assest52....you dood it!!!!!

RE: your IQ?

No lid for the box, that excludes gases.

RE: your IQ?

What can you put in a wooden box that will make the box lighter. (no lid for the box)

RE: your IQ?

cut, stack, cut, stack, and cut.

RE: What is your most physically painful moment )?

With the flu, migraine, ear infections, half my face swollen, over half my face no longer working or moving, tape over one eye that would not close, coughing up phlem and blood from a raw throat, I had to yell to be heard at a whisper, I could barely hear, and standing in freezing rain selling buildings. Did that many times during a two week period. But damn it, I paid the bills.

RE: I must leave you all

crying crying crying crying crying

RE: when you woke up, what was the very first thought you had?

I had better get out of this recliner and go to bed. Opps! too late, time to get up.frustrated rolling on the floor laughing

A fool and his money are soon parted.

Tell how you got ripped off by a store or person and what you learned.professor

Pick out a dinner and invite someone to dinner.

Pick out a dinner and invite someone to dinner. Nope! you have to cook it. Sorry! No nuked pizza. No fancy dinner out! No! take out.

Now that its all cooked. who do you invite.

If you where a kitten or a puppy...Who would you want to pet you.

Well, Who do you want to hold you and pet you wittle head!grin

RE: How far would you go for love?

I would give up the love of my life if it was for her best interest.
Even if it meant living each day of my life with great sorrow!crying

It is them smart people that are causing all the trouble.

There is a difference between smart and common sense. You can't use a shell for fireplace dog irons. (them live ones mess up your house.)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

It is them smart people that are causing all the trouble.

Time to go to work now. I wonder which smart guy invented that one.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

It is them smart people that are causing all the trouble.

You give a dumb guy a ICBM and he will make a mud buggy out of it.rolling on the floor laughing Give him a shell and he will make an ashtray from it.rolling on the floor laughing

It is them smart people that are causing all the trouble.

There are a few cute exceptions to every rule! grin

It is them smart people that are causing all the trouble.

It is also them smart people that delete pics of good looking legs.
But it was most likely some dumb guy that corrected their mistake.
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It is them smart people that are causing all the trouble.

Smart people invent bombs, poison gas, girdles, telemarktering...etc

There are masses of dumb people that has never hurt anyone. There are whole masses of dumb people in this world. And if all us dumb asses.....I meam...Dumb masses worked together, I bet we could make things better.

RE: Rejected because of my ex-husband's race

You can find all kinds of people in this world good and bad. It would sure be nice if we could control the kind we meet. But, since we can't nice people get hurt.

Lenfrustrated

RE: How was your weekend?

I'll Live!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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