RE: Are men that cheap they don't offer you a drink at the movies anymore?

I had a friend that went out with a sweet girl that was my friend also.

I did not spy on one for the other. But,

She was very insulted because he had the intestinal fortitude

(bet you thought I was going to say guts lol.)

to say to her, as he was going to get himself refreshments.

"You don't wanna a Coke do ya."

You talk about a girl that was HOT! and she was real mad too. rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Beer Humor

My uncle said my aunt drove him to drink and it saved him a long stagger.rolling on the floor laughing

Curse thee!

Forgive me in my anger. Rilly pissed guy!

Curse thee!

Curse thee! Thou fowl and wiked thing. We spit on thee for thy ways. We hiss at your being. Ye shall never have thy heart for we shall crush it under our heels. Curse thee! Ye vermin amoung men with a stench most high. Thy flesh shall rot on thy bones without honor or seed. Hiss!, Hiss! Let that be your legacy.

No good deed goes unpunished! The man of honesty, caring, and love those things above are your reward!

Ways to cover up when you break wind. Or as they say in the south.."Cut a Rusty"

# 1 is pee, # 2 is poo, Somebody! Give a number I got to cut a rusty!rolling on the floor laughing

Ways to cover up when you break wind. Or as they say in the south.."Cut a Rusty"

Darn! leather couch.rolling on the floor laughing

Ways to cover up when you break wind. Or as they say in the south.."Cut a Rusty"

Darn! We got a squeaky board in the floor again.

Hey! a low flying plane just went by.

Darn! Martha stop that. It ain't nice.rolling on the floor laughing

Crying in the wilderness!

Life is long too be lonely and too short for being in love. Len

RE: Shallow Thoughts!!!

I heard that most women with breast cancer got it from men that smoke.tongue rolling on the floor laughing

RE: Shallow Thoughts!!!

nasty!

Crying in the wilderness!

Just about the time all of you think I am totally nuts, I throw you a curve.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Crying in the wilderness!

A wooden maiden of a lonely heart walked into the woods of life. Her heart was breaking in great pain of emptiness. She raised her voice to the wind and cried "Where are you my love." With bitter tears she falls upon her knees and leans upon a tall strong oak weeping. Many days and nights were her cries heard among the trees. Each day and night her cries grew louder and more sorrowful.

The tall oak bowed its limbs to shelter her and shed its leaves to keep her warm. As time past from week to week and month to month, with mournful sorrow came sounds of the cries of the wooden maiden.

A small boy heard crying from the woods and being a loving child he goes into the woods to comfort the one crying. He comes upon the wooden maiden covered with leaves and sheltered by the mighty oak limbs. He put his arm around her and ask why such a crying from her was being made. She says "I can not find someone to love me truely."

The little boy says "This mighty oak seems to be your true love."

The little boy asked the oak, "Why is she still weeping you were here for her all these days". Sadly the oak shed tears and said, "Because of her expectations she never saw me."

The wooden maiden then looked at the oak leaves upon her and the loving limbs around her. She said, "What a fool I have been." She pulled the mighty oak's limbs around her and kissed his tears one by ones.

The wooden maiden and the mighty oak loved one another until their days were finished. Even today the woods of life are filled with echos of sweet words of the wooden maiden and her true love the mighty oak.

"Expectations Often Blind Us To The Ones That Are With Us All Along."

by Rillyniceguy

RE: Happy B-day texastornado

yay hug yay

RE: Time differences so apparent..

I talk a mean game. But to me, love is something not taken so lightly.blushing

RE: Time differences so apparent..

Does that mean when I flirt with you...you will read it way later.

Well heck! I might be out of the mood then. rolling on the floor laughing

I just take my lips and go home.crying crying

OK! What if your private parts were in the middle of your back.

A gun duel between a man and a woman would end nicely.

RE: Words of Wisdom

When your drunk don't YELL that you can pee over the top of police station and then try.

RE: Words of Wisdom

If you don't want to catch your spouse in bed with another.....call first.tongue

OK! What if your private parts were in the middle of your back.

Just wondering how it would change things.



Man "I'm sorry, I couldn't help it, it was a mistake, I thought it was you backing up to me."

Man "Honey! you need to quit wearing that backless dresses."


Woman "Honey, I was only scrathing my back on the door facing."

RE: How to make real friend

Just BE a friend!

Sassywoman is sick and ask for prayers or wishes for her to get well soon.

Sassywoman is a friend of mine from shool days. She is big hearted and a sweet gal. She is sick and ask that we pray for or wish her a quick recovery from pneumonia.

Thanks, Len

RE: new to this just want to make new friends

Welcome! Hope you have fun here. Watch out for the crazy one. Which one you ask......Just pick one.rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

RE: HEY HOW MANY WOMEN ARE FROM ARKANSAS

I r from r can saw. I ant no gurl tho..tongue

RE: Here Come Da Judge! Here Come Da Judge!

yay How long have you and the Judge been dating?rolling on the floor laughing





Thats great! I hope you and your lady will be very happy. My best wishes. Len

yay

RE: How do you trust men again???

If any person is self centered then they will be looking out for number 1 and you will be treated like number 2.

Read the signs and get someone that is not out for themselves. Then you have a chance of not being cheated on if you do your part. You really need to learn about people. What makes them tick.


"When someone shows you their strength, you will see their weakness. When someone shows you their weakness, you will see their strength."
My words.

RE: got this at work funnie

rolling on the floor laughing Funny!

Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

I'll get some rubbing compound and rub her down real good.

Make her shine like the glistening dew on a blossoming rose.

RE: Views VS. Replies

The best game there is "Smoochy Smoochy kissy kissy"

kiss kiss kiss

RE: Views VS. Replies

Just play!

Hi! Froggy, can you come out to play or do you have homework.rolling on the floor laughing

kiss kiss

Got a car for my girlfriend.........and I think the car rides better.

It is not the ride, it is the one you make the trip with.

Oh! you is so bad. I like it! I like it! rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

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